A Payment A Day - Part 8!

Greenbynature

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts.Dr Smith advisedher 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'She did this faithfully for several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cupboobs !

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'


A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?' 'Yes I am.. How did you know?' He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."

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Nicky

Greenbynature

Hi all

Hope you've all been enjoying your Easter weekend?

Pad today is £1 cap1, £2 egg and £2.70 tin


£5.70

Flower08

psychopathbabble wrote: »

Just had to come and tell someone though.... I was just in the pub with my friend and a few of her friends, and the idiotboy was there. I like to think I just acted normal and when he walked past he tried to say hi but I just sort of looked at him and ignored it. Hopefully each time it will get a little easier.... I'm not upset about it any more but it was the first time I've seen him since.

Well done you!! Thats the best thing you could do - show him you couldnt care less. I am sure it will get easier each time you see him, but still must have been difficult.

PAD for me today is £7.10 to moving house fund please!

3_kids_2_jobs_1_dog

Hi Everyone,

Hope you have all been enjoying the Bank Holiday. I've spent the day decluttering my bedroom (I know, I REALLY know howto have a good time!!:rotfl:). Been doubly MSE as I have had a No Spend Day and found some items for Ebay, also found some stray coins which I am PADding:T.

So Sashy my PAD today, from the deepest darkest corners of my bedroom, is the princely sum of £2.09.

Enjoy what is left of the day, X.

Silaqui

Hi everyone!
Hope you are all OK, I still haven't got round to sorting out my finances yet so still no pads as yet. I promise I will get to it though!

I also need to ring up the football club as I'm supposed to be paying for my season ticket for next year in installments, the first one should have come out on Thursday but it hasn't and now I'm panicking that they're going to give my seat away!

xx

mooomin

£2.75 extra PAD from the shrapnel in my purse please Sashy!

Had a very MSE time in York last week, had enough left over to get tickets to the last Newcastle game at St James' Park this season :j:j Small PADs until then I think!

Silaqui

That should be good FF - no doubt you'll be going up as champions so it should be a fantastic game!
xx

mooomin

Silaqui wrote: »

That should be good FF - no doubt you'll be going up as champions so it should be a fantastic game!
xx

Well promotion is certain now and Mr Fresian is very happy about that, but now nothing less than champions will do.

We do have a history of humping these things right at the end of the season though....:D

psychopathbabble

£21.06 to the cc.... which takes me to less than £50 if I have calculated correctly.... pads will be getting smaller but am awaiting £23ish from paypal. I will have this cc busted this month!!

Thanks Green and Invisible.... I'm fine, just being a bit silly. But I won't let it stop me enjoying myself and going to that particular pub x