Old geezers and gal's close to retirement on dmp's.!!

nanna58

are you rain dancing round pole:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

glad dog is better:):)

pure_dead_dopey

OMG can you catch varrucs from that bl#### pole??? I knew this would happen with only the one pole and all these feet.....................

nanna58

Calm down dear its only a varruca :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wot i want to know is if there are 19 of us were are they:):)

elsie52

You know,,

I turn my back for half an hour to watch Eastenders, and look what happens.....Drinking, rain dancing and everybody has got verucca's. (Can any of us spell verucca).....'cos it still doesn't look right..

I'll have a Port and lemon please, no ice.

elsie52

nanna58 wrote: »

Calm down dear its only a varruca :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wot i want to know is if there are 19 of us were are they:):)

Dunno......some folks joined and then decided they were probably not as barmy as us, so gave up on us. Wonder why??:o:o

nanna58

Nanny25 :j
funnily enough my 93yr old aunt is called ELSIE ..:rotfl::rotfl:...... ITS JUST DAWNED ON ME
SHE DIDNT BRING THE HOUSE DOWN COS SHES ONLY LIGHT:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Nanny25k

elsie52 wrote: »

Dunno......some folks joined and then decided they were probably not as barmy as us, so gave up on us. Wonder why??:o:o

Quite ridht Elsie - they must have been the sane ones - much rather be barmy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

A Port and Lemon was it................. just as well you don't want ice ...the bar has run out:(:(

elsie52

and I bet she is just an older version of me......STUNNING and very agile on her feet, and around the pole....we wont mention bunions and verucca thingys:o

BTW elsie isn't my real name.....my initials are LC .. get it.!! See I really am clever.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

pure_dead_dopey

OH is looking at me oddly again due to me snorting like a pig in muck, he worrie you know:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

oh if the bar's open I'll have a martini, shaken, not stirred by the way. How do you get rid of these ingrowing corny things???

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

elsie52

When we we first "courting " many moons ago, I used to drink Babysham, then I progressed to Port and Lemon, then Vodka and Lime.....now I'm on half a lager or the odd glass of wine. I've got cheaper as I've got older.!!