Old geezers and gal's close to retirement on dmp's.!!

nanna58

pure_dead_dopey wrote: »

My last hairdresser charged £90!!!!
But the cut is still there and I just needed it trimmed back in, loads of people just want a straight forward trim without a load of palaver. I don't like people touching my head (weird I know), so the quicker the better, I'd rather go to the dentists.............

now thats weird:rotfl::rotfl:

moneypenny2k

Wow £9 haircuts and pole dancing where else can you get that....

Welcome to the madhouse greygirl. You may live to regret it yet lol

nanna58

Hmmmm :D:D:D
thought i may like a facelift so dh is willing to staple my skin back and cover it iup with my hair......simples and mse:money:

sashanut

Hi all:j

I'm here too for a change - just come back from Manc - 3rd visit to clean out DD's flat, what a piggin mess. And now my house is the same:rotfl: Did get a meal out courtesy of a voucher for Toby carvery, 3 of us very well fed altho DD never stopped moaning:D

Don't know about poledancing, more like poleaxed:eek: Welcome greygirl, hope you like nutters:D:D:D

I'm with you PDD preferring to visit the dentist rather than the hairdresser:eek: Wish i could get mine done for £9, it's more like the £90 here sadly. Looking forward to tomorrow as everyone should be out in the morning & I can get something done. DD is working all week then off to Blackpool for the w/end for a birthday bash :T

mrsinvisible

PDD I'll go to the hairdressers for you if you will go to the dentist for me?:rotfl:Hello Greygirl welcome aboard :T
Guess what, I've just had fire brigade out! yes, so I have. Dgs wanted to make crispie cakes so carers are busy putting mr i to bed, grandson puts broken chocolate in plastic bowl puts into combi oven sets off on microwave for 1 minute (as per my instructions) Oh starts to fall sideways in sanichair, help shout carers, microwave starts sparking and making angry noise and suddenly flames are licking the kitchen by the fridge and freezer cables. Help shouts mrs i. Carers leave go of oh to help. oh slithers to floor flames continue dgs says its alright grandma Ive phoned the fire brigade, fire blanket thrown over combi, oh gets lifted from floor to bed neenaw-nee-naw enter my little heroes, whats wrong why didnt you vacate premises........ oh no its you (I used to be their OHA) .Oh shouts he needs the loo, carers assist. firefighters say the oven is unsafe:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:and give me a lecture and leave. Carers settle Oh and leave. Dgs asks if we are still going to make crispie cakes and mrs I has hysterics. Beam me up scottie please:)

elsie52

mrsinvisible wrote: »

PDD I'll go to the hairdressers for you if you will go to the dentist for me?:rotfl:Hello Greygirl welcome aboard :T
Guess what, I've just had fire brigade out! yes, so I have. Dgs wanted to make crispie cakes so carers are busy putting mr i to bed, grandson puts broken chocolate in plastic bowl puts into combi oven sets off on microwave for 1 minute (as per my instructions) Oh starts to fall sideways in sanichair, help shout carers, microwave starts sparking and making angry noise and suddenly flames are licking the kitchen by the fridge and freezer cables. Help shouts mrs i. Carers leave go of oh to help. oh slithers to floor flames continue dgs says its alright grandma Ive phoned the fire brigade, fire blanket thrown over combi, oh gets lifted from floor to bed neenaw-nee-naw enter my little heroes, whats wrong why didnt you vacate premises........ oh no its you (I used to be their OHA) .Oh shouts he needs the loo, carers assist. firefighters say the oven is unsafe:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:and give me a lecture and leave. Carers settle Oh and leave. Dgs asks if we are still going to make crispie cakes and mrs I has hysterics. Beam me up scottie please:)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

God your antics crease me up.......

sashanut

WTG Mrs I:j:j:j PS did the firemen bring their pole? And were they hunky? (My DD wants to know)

elsie52

I think you've got a thing for men in Uniform. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mrsinvisible

Sasha, no pole, and after seeing them in their shreddies at medicals etc, no tell your dd hunky they aint but they are great lads and lasses

mrsinvisible

Big bro has been and put combi out on garden checked fridge and freezer cables are ok and plus sockets fine:A:A and so Im off to bed, night night everyone sleep well