The Compers Inn - Part 26

wingobins

Lakshmi7 wrote: »

Failing that, invest in chicken fillets. :eek: :rotfl:

Could of done with those years ago! I used to put selotape on nips so they didn't stick out when it was cold. (tmi...I know!) I forgot to take it selotape off one night before getting into bed & OH got the shock of his life! :rotfl:

Lakshmi7

wingobins wrote: »

Probably the whole of the shop with my 3 terrors in tow! They'd be opening the curtains or doors on me! My youngest actually did that the other week at sons footie tournament! There I was sat there on the portaloo with pants down to me ankles when she opened the door so all the folks standing in queue outside saw! Talk about embarrassment!

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NoNameWoman wrote: »

Well, behind every 'classy' woman there is a great man! oh and thinking of classy stuff Laks I had to hold my wee all the way going to a town and back, and when I got home, guess what I found right over the toilet seat? yes, a huge wasp. Seriously I wished I entered the shewee comp :rotfl::rotfl: I emailed oh and he said you know there are some bushes in the garden!!!!!:eek::eek::eek: Oh well, going to comp a little and will make sure I will enter the sheewee wotsits this time, thanks to your enlightening me the other day xxx
you naughty girls and all staying here have a good time xx

I hate wasps. :eek: :eek:

I don't think I could have held it in that long. :eek: :eek:

I once had to go in some bushes next to the motorway. :eek: :eek:

Night. :wave:

Lakshmi7

wingobins wrote: »

Could of done with those years ago! I used to put selotape on nips so they didn't stick out when it was cold. (tmi...I know!) I forgot to take it selotape off one night before getting into bed & OH got the shock of his life! :rotfl:

:rotfl:

Didn't it hurt when it came time to take the sellotape off? :eek: :eek:

Jokey

wingobins wrote: »

Probably the whole of the shop with my 3 terrors in tow! They'd be opening the curtains or doors on me! My youngest actually did that the other week at sons footie tournament! There I was sat there on the portaloo with pants down to me ankles when she opened the door so all the folks standing in queue outside saw! Talk about embarrassment!

:eek::eek:

NoNameWoman wrote: »

Well, behind every 'classy' woman there is a great man! oh and thinking of classy stuff Laks I had to hold my wee all the way going to a town and back, and when I got home, guess what I found right over the toilet seat? yes, a huge wasp. Seriously I wished I entered the shewee comp :rotfl::rotfl: I emailed oh and he said you know there are some bushes in the garden!!!!!:eek::eek::eek: Oh well, going to comp a little and will make sure I will enter the sheewee wotsits this time, thanks to your enlightening me the other day xxx
you naughty girls and all staying here have a good time xx

:rotfl::rotfl: Night xx

wingobins wrote: »

Could of done with those years ago! I used to put selotape on nips so they didn't stick out when it was cold. (tmi...I know!) I forgot to take it selotape off one night before getting into bed & OH got the shock of his life! :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Funny!!

Jokey

Lakshmi7 wrote: »

:eek: :eek:



I hate wasps. :eek: :eek:

I don't think I could have held it in that long. :eek: :eek:

I once had to go in some bushes next to the motorway. :eek: :eek:

Night. :wave:

I know I can't hold it that long!! I only need to cough a little and, well you know :rotfl::rotfl:

I had to wee whilst on a country lane, there were absolutely no cars at all, so snuck off by some sheep, this car comes past (very slowly!!) so I start talking to the sheep so it wont look suspicious, I don't think it had the desired effect :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wingobins

Lakshmi7 wrote: »

:rotfl:

Didn't it hurt when it came time to take the sellotape off? :eek: :eek:

It never did when I took it off after a drink....did if I woke up with it on!

Lakshmi7

sweetiepie1982 wrote: »

I know I can't hold it that long!! I only need to cough a little and, well you know :rotfl::rotfl:

I had to wee whilst on a country lane, there were absolutely no cars at all, so snuck off by some sheep, this car comes past (very slowly!!) so I start talking to the sheep so it wont look suspicious, I don't think it had the desired effect :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I can literally p*ss myself laughing. :eek: :eek: :rotfl:

I don't think talking to the sheep helped your case at all. :rotfl:

wingobins wrote: »

It never did when I took it off after a drink....did if I woke up with it on!

:eek: :eek:

wingobins

Lakshmi7 wrote: »

I can literally p*ss myself laughing. :eek: :eek: :rotfl:

Have you tried bouncing on a trampoline? Next time I go on one I must buy some tena lady's!
I once got caught short out with my sis. We were busting and couldn't hold it in but the pubs had closed only nightclubs open. We went round back of town hall and as I was half way thru it, two policemen just came from nowhere! I was like Niagara falls, couldn't stop peeing! One said..'dogs do that in the street, are you's two dogs!' I made the excuse up that I was pregnant & sis had just had a baby. Luckily we were let off with it!
Well I wasn't gonna pay a fiver in nightclub just to spend a penny!

Lakshmi7

wingobins wrote: »

Have you tried bouncing on a trampoline? Next time I go on one I must buy some tena lady's!
I once got caught short out with my sis. We were busting and couldn't hold it in but the pubs had closed only nightclubs open. We went round back of town hall and as I was half way thru it, two policemen just came from nowhere! I was like Niagara falls, couldn't stop peeing! One said..'dogs do that in the street, are you's two dogs!' I made the excuse up that I was pregnant & sis had just had a baby. Luckily we were let off with it!
Well I wasn't gonna pay a fiver in nightclub just to spend a penny!

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You were so lucky!!!

BenhamsLC

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