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Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

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  • Sarsie
    Sarsie Posts: 283 Forumite
    KillerWatt wrote: »
    I love a dominant woman, especially when they top 6ft +

    I'm there for the full 8 days, come up and see me sometime ;)

    All depends if your one's bigger than my one, size in horses please if you want considering... Underling!
    "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder
  • Sarsie
    Sarsie Posts: 283 Forumite
    Jesthar wrote: »
    Uh-oh, methinks the sparks are going to be flying... ;)

    If not he's a wuss in corners! :p
    "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder
  • Poosmate
    Poosmate Posts: 3,126 Forumite
    mrsdumplin wrote: »
    Mike,
    wait till you find the dishwaher !


    What do you think he's been washing his clothes in?
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  • Poosmate
    Poosmate Posts: 3,126 Forumite
    lisawaters wrote: »
    I think Neville's in Mouse Heaven.


    Worry not about Neville!

    I saw him on the news - he's on a vacation, stopping with some political dude in a big white house over in the good 'ol U.S. of A.

    He went out for a stroll one day but got hounded by the papparazzi. He now can't believe how famous he is.

    Eat your heart out Mike!

    (Neville told me to say that - honest).

    Poo
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  • Poosmate
    Poosmate Posts: 3,126 Forumite
    niccatw wrote: »
    A message! For moi? :D

    Mailbox emptied! I did get a message saying they wouldn't let me have Merrywidow's message until I sorted it out. But they never said anything about you Butti. Strong words are needed methinks ;).

    I've spent most of today (yesterday) confused. The time-space continuum around me has gone haywire! Killerwat, is that something you can sort out for me please? :p

    I wasn't "going to be late" earlier, I already was. Time seemed to skip forwards without me getting the memo. So I've been behind all night. And now they are trying to tell me it is actually morning.

    I think I'll sack my numbskulls and see how it is to go it alone!


    Nic, do what I do, don't class tomorrow as tomorrow until you've been to sleep. So if you're still have at 8.00am and haven't been to bed you'll effectively still be on last night, but it will be now rather than tomorrow or last night.

    For example: Now is tonight. Wednesday night. I don't see the sun outside so it can't be morning yet.

    Simplez.

    Poo

    P.S. I'm sure SB will understand me if no one else does.
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  • lisawaters
    lisawaters Posts: 2,081 Forumite
    Jeez, don't you people ever sleep?

    Just go. I'll lock up...
  • Sarsie
    Sarsie Posts: 283 Forumite
    lisawaters wrote: »
    Jeez, don't you people ever sleep?

    Just go. I'll lock up...

    Sorry doesn't work like that Lise Me ole' Fruit...

    You can't evict us without 28 days written notice, followed by an eviction notice which we then take to the CAB. They'll tell us to ignore it and sit tight so it'll take you another 3-6 months to prepare court papers so we can go and turn out pockets out and plead poverty to the judge, who will then side with us....

    Of you could just change your mind and let us be until the end of the party! :rotfl: More beer? :beer:
    "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder
  • Merrywidow
    Merrywidow Posts: 766 Forumite
    :rotfl:Oh Mike you crease me up! Go to bed. I'll lock up! :p We can't talk about you if you are listening. We will rattle your chain if we need you.

    I Have to tell SouthernBelle to empty her mailbox - she is hindering communications.:D

    Sleep tight
    xjanet:cool:x

    There is an owl hooting in my garden - lovely sound. Usually its the foxes mating - yuk - what a noise.
    member # 12 of Skaters Club
    Member of MIKE'S :cool: MOB
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
    You grow old because you stop laughing
    :D
  • Poosmate
    Poosmate Posts: 3,126 Forumite
    I have some good news and some bad news.

    Actually I don't think I have any good news yet.

    Anyway, the bad news is Satan blew a gasket! (So the consensus of opinion is having looked at Satan's engine). I didn't feel anything. I suppose there is a bit of good news in that the engine hasn't siezed. The temperature gauge was off the scale - I only noticed this travelling 80 pmh along the M6 in the outside lane.

    So, I decided to top up the water in the radiator. He was very thirsty. Drank 8 pints of water. I'm guessing the radiator didn'thave much water in it then! lol It's been a while since I took Satan anywhere near a mechanic. Last time I was at my mechanics someone advised him (having worked on Satan for 4 days already) to give me £200 and tell me to F.O. Bless him - he only charged me £120 for his labour!

    Anyway, so Satan had a drink of water, so I thought he might be hungry as well so I checked the oil. There was some black stuff in it - never think to check this one as it doesn't have an oil leak. My last car I just used to put a litre in every month or so. Anyway, I put some of the golden stuff in and he seems to be running ok now.

    I may need to get a new car before I come down to Littlehampton. But I kind of think, "Better the devil you know" kind of thing.

    Oh well, I'll see tomorrow on the way into work if the water and oil has cured him.

    Poo

    P.S. I daren't get an oil change because I'm afraid the wheel will fall off - I slid into the kerb in the icey weather! EEK! - the steering wheel wobbles a bit but only up to 60 mph, smoothes out after that.

    Will Satan make it the almost 400 mile round trip? Who know's but we'll have fun trying!

    Time for bed now

    Good night all

    Poo
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  • Sarsie
    Sarsie Posts: 283 Forumite
    Aww Poo, scrap Satan and get a bike, coz at least tehn I have at least a snowballs chance in hell of guessing the afflicting disease!
    "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder
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