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Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong
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:rotfl:ppsstt...Mike.....I've got a job and it involves marigolds, the plastic variety.
xjanet:cool:x the t-shirt tout? bloody cheek! Might change the wording on yours.
Must tell Christine about your love of ........seconds thoughts - I'll make a list.
t-shirt tout indeed....member # 12 of Skaters Club
Member of MIKE'S :cool: MOBYou don't stop laughing because you grow old,You grow old because you stop laughing
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Merrywidow wrote: »:rotfl:ppsstt...Mike.....I've got a job and it involves marigolds, the plastic variety.
xjanet:cool:x the t-shirt tout? bloody cheek! Might change the wording on yours.
Must tell Christine about your love of ........seconds thoughts - I'll make a list.
t-shirt tout indeed....
Yeah I can't see you as a "purveyor of quality ladies fashion" at all...
Maybe get into the bakery and confectionary line instead?
*ahem*"I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder0 -
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Merrywidow wrote: »:rotfl:ppsstt...Mike.....I've got a job and it involves marigolds, the plastic variety.
xjanet:cool:x the t-shirt tout? bloody cheek! Might change the wording on yours.
Must tell Christine about your love of ........seconds thoughts - I'll make a list.
t-shirt tout indeed....
Beware dear Mike - the marigolds are being used in your house.
Jeshar - yes I will look for a B&B, Mike has nothing else to do at the moment and I'm sure he would love to help. How many nights was it?
Mike - don't be mean to Jesthar, she has designed the T-Shirt.
The sun is warm on my face and I'm sitting here yakking when my pond needs cleaning - sad or what!
Fully paid up member of MIKE's MOB
janet:cool:member # 12 of Skaters Club
Member of MIKE'S :cool: MOBYou don't stop laughing because you grow old,You grow old because you stop laughing0 -
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lisawaters wrote: »You're not related to my ex, are you?
Just asking.
OMG Uncle Mike!!!
Auntie said you'd had a sex change and moved to Bangkok!!!
But you didn't move to Bangkok did you!!!
I still love you Uncle Mike, Uncle Lisa, Auntie Lisa? Aunty Mike??? What's the protocol now then?"I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder0 -
Merrywidow wrote: »Beware dear Mike - the marigolds are being used in your house.
Yeah but being fair now Janet, it's not the actual Marigolds he's got to worry about. I mean if they just left them like Marigolds were meant to be and did Marigold type things with them that'd be alright, 6 boxes of Marigolds has at least thier practical value. Of course there's always eBay too...
*Sigh* I mean though really, it's so 90's all that stuff, you'd have thought it went out with Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen and the ark really wouldn't you.
I know we can't tell him but oh for the love of Pete please think twice, there is no justifiable reason on this Earth to use that much glue in one day- you'll be as high as a kite. No wonder they didn't ask Nursey, we'll be needing her on standby.
Really though... That's no end for any self respecting marigold when you think about it. Would you want that in your lounge? How ever did she talk you into this, she's a slick woman that Christine! *Shakes head ruefully*"I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh*t kicked out of me." ~ Capt. E. Blackadder0 -
OMG Uncle Mike!!!
Auntie said you'd had a sex change and moved to Bangkok!!!
But you didn't move to Bangkok did you!!!
I still love you Uncle Mike, Uncle Lisa, Auntie Lisa? Aunty Mike??? What's the protocol now then?
Uncle Mike will do just fine.
My, you're certainly growing up, aren't you?0 -
Merrywidow wrote: »Beware dear Mike - the marigolds are being used in your house.
Jeshar - yes I will look for a B&B, Mike has nothing else to do at the moment and I'm sure he would love to help. How many nights was it?
Mike - don't be mean to Jesthar, she has designed the T-Shirt.
The sun is warm on my face and I'm sitting here yakking when my pond needs cleaning - sad or what!
Fully paid up member of MIKE's MOB
janet:cool:
I bet you've got a duck island...0 -
Hope you survive this lot, Mike!If you've have not made a mistake, you've made nothing0
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