Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

redlady_1

pringles - mine, all mine!!!!!!!! I luuurrrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee crisps!

Mike - DO NOT talk to me about anything trade related! Even the ones that turn up and quote and then you say yes, ok, do the job, dont actually bother replying to phone calls! I am more pi55ed off than you can possibly imagine. So I bought a pair of 5 inch heel sandals to cheer me up!

In bed you say? Well, you will be famous so the chicks will be flocking (please re-read that!) around you.

welcome to the newbies - I hope you are all quite mad.

lisawaters

Merrywidow wrote: »

Hi Mike, I too have been lurking for a while and have read your whole sorry tale. I don't know how you have stayed sane. I of course will be watching on Tuesday - Good Luck. (Once did a whole day of filming for a program on Pet Cemeteries and waited for a month of more but then heard we had ended up on the cutting room floor!!!!!) Oh the shame of it! I had of course told the world and their brother I was going to be on the tele. Good luck - can I come to the party? Got some pringles in house. Janet

Hello Merrywidow

Thanks and welcome. Sane? No problem (apart from these damn elephants).

Don't even mention something bigger bumping it off the schedules!

x

lisawaters

redlady_1 wrote: »

In bed you say? Well, you will be famous so the chicks will be flocking (please re-read that!) around you.

Cool! Looking forward to that aspect!

x

SouthernBellE*

A day in bed! Thought with your new found fame, you'd be parading around Tesco's hoping someone asks you if you're that man off the telly and please can they have your autograph!!

Hi all!

Hope everyone has had a good day, I've had a great day doing nothing but the things I wanted to do!!...Lucky and soooo selfish! :j

Merrywidow

Don't worry redlady, sane is boring!!! Got lots of pringles and will share!

Mike, it won't be bumped now. The most galling thing about ending up on the cutting room floor was that a woman turned up for the filming who we didn't want, but she cried and carried on and in the end we allowed it. SHE was the only one who didn't end up on the cutting room floor!! I was spitting tacks.

I did appear on Ester Rantzen's That's Life, with a cast of thousands at a snail race! Life in show biz - you will have to get used to it!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't let the fame go to my head, was tough tho!!

We really should have a virtual party that night. I'll bring the Pringles and nuts! I could even push myself to a few canapes. Just think, all your trials and tribulations has brought you many, many new friends and they will all be screaming at the scumbag of a builder. HOPE they name him, they must.

lisawaters

SouthernBellE* wrote: »

A day in bed! Thought with your new found fame, you'd be parading around Tesco's hoping someone asks you if you're that man off the telly and please can they have your autograph!!

Hi all!

Hope everyone has had a good day, I've had a great day doing nothingg but the things I wanted to do!!...Lucky and soooo selfish!

Who? Roger Mellie - the man off the telly?

SouthernBellE*

redlady_1 wrote: »

pringles - mine, all mine!!!!!!!! I luuurrrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee crisps!

Mike - DO NOT talk to me about anything trade related! Even the ones that turn up and quote and then you say yes, ok, do the job, dont actually bother replying to phone calls! I am more pi55ed off than you can possibly imagine. So I bought a pair of 5 inch heel sandals to cheer me up!

In bed you say? Well, you will be famous so the chicks will be flocking (please re-read that!) around you.

welcome to the newbies - I hope you are all quite mad.

Hi stranger, glad you came back in time for the main event!

Surprised certain people are still messing you around, obviously can't mention who coz you scare the daylights out of me! :eek:

Hope you've somewhere nice in mind to show off your heels, won't get the same kick out of wearing them while you're washing up!:p Get out & have fun or you'll be trading your shoes on e-bay for purple hats before you know what's hit you!:D:eek:

donny-gal

I can assure you all that MW is a very sociable lady, and there will be plenty of nibbles;).

Hi Janet how you doing? Was only thinking today I must email you.

I have just been either very brave or insane, but have a plasterer coming in the morning to look at what I want doing?
DG

SouthernBellE*

lisawaters wrote: »

That's a pretty comprehensive summing up, Red! All true but names have been changed to protect the innocent.

I hope you're feeling a lot better and have had some success with your various projects.

Everything is on hold here now until Tuesday. I expect I will spend the whole of Wednesday in bed...

x ;)

Just suddenly thought, be careful opening your front door to get your milk on Wednesday morning, best not get caught in your boxers in case local paps are waiting to get your picture!:D;)

lisawaters

Merrywidow wrote: »

We really should have a virtual party that night. I'll bring the Pringles and nuts! I could even push myself to a few canapes. Just think, all your trials and tribulations has brought you many, many new friends and they will all be screaming at the scumbag of a builder. HOPE they name him, they must.

So, like, although I will be watching it all alone in my ruined cottage, I'll actually be at a party? Oh, well that's all right then. I'm not some Billy No-mates then, am I? Not if all my many, many new friends are going to be at my special party... And, what, you'll fax me some Pringles or something, yes? Well I'm certainly not sad now you've explained it to me...

That's... great.


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