Nigerian 419 Fraud

Paul_Varjak

why are you doing all these i thought i told you that your payment is being processed and they said they have sent the cheque and you will be getting it today or tomm,plss dont let me,mywife and my child that is on the way down

wigginsmum

The sob story's heartbreaking, isn't it

Paul_Varjak

Dear George

Your child is already on the way down? How much further to go? Just a few inches I hope!

And then you are going to drive with your wife and new baby all the way from Belgium to Dublin? Do you think that you should drive all the way to Dublin with a new baby?

I am prepared to deliver the car to you, whether you are in Dublin or Belgium. I will just keep the £3,700 instead of sending the money to your delivery company! So, you will pay me for delivery and not your delivery company! I think that is a fair offer.

Please send me your phone number in Belgium so that we can discuss this offer.

Paul_Varjak

Dear George

I have just been discussing our deal with my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law works in the fraud office at the Humberside Police Station. He tells me that you are trying to defraud me! Are you trying to defraud me George?

Anyway, when your cheque arrives my brother-in-law says that I should give it to him. He says that he can get the cheque cleared but he will want paying for his services! His charges are 10% of the cheque value. So, you would have to send him 10% of the cheque value (£720). He can then get the cheque cleared. So, you will have to send £720 by Western Union and made payable to: (NAME HERE). He will collect the money from a KINGSTON-UPON-HULL Western Union office.

You will need to send the money before the cheque arrives otherwise he will set the Nigerian police on you!

Paul_Varjak

what do you mean by all these i am not in africa and i am not trying to defraud you ,i think you want to hold on to my cash,i dont understand why you want to do this,its just the i-p blocker i use if you check it will be different now,i blocked it so that i wont recieve spam mails in on my laptop ,if you dont want to do business with me plsss let me know before cos you are meant to get the cheque today.And dont worry about the delivery i thought i told you i have already made arrangement for that.
George

Paul_Varjak

Dear George

When your cheque arrives I will be validate it by ringing the issuing bank and the company upon whom the cheque is drawn. If either of them says that the cheque is a fake or stolen it will be passed to Humberside Police!.

I will also contact your shipping agent. Any shipping agent is bound to have an internet presence, but I bet you that your shipping agent will be unknown on the internet! Perhaps your shipping agent will just be your real name and you will want me to send you money by Western Union to Nigeria – even though you claim not to be there!

Why won’t you give me your address? Why won’t you give me your Belgian phone number? Why won’t you give me your shipping agent’s phone number? Why won’t you give me your real name? Why does an international car dealer use a Yahoo e-mail address ([EMAIL="georggy2405@yahoo.com"]georggy2405@yahoo.com[/EMAIL])? Have you tried this fraud 2,405 times now?

Why does your IP address (196.3.62.3) show on the internet as an IP address for perpetrating the Nigerian 419 fraud?

And what about that address of 17 Main Street, Blackrock, Dublin? The public house at that address has never heard of you or your wife! And the accountant who also has business premises at that address has not heard of you or your wife! The fact is that your wife does not live there because there are only business premises there!

Let me tell you how your silly fraud works. You send me a fake or stolen cheque. You tell me to wait for the cheque to clear. The cheque clears and I send £3,700 to your ‘shipping company’ (i.e. YOU) A few days later the bank will contact me to say the cheque is not valid.

George, you are not an international car dealer, you are an international fraudster, you wife is not giving birth, you are probably not married, you are not in Belgium, you are in Nigeria, you don’t want my car, you just want my money!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HAVE YOU GOT THE MESSAGE?

Paul

pug_in_a_bed

:rotfl:

excellent way to start my day!

mcnutsuk

This site has a lot of 419 stuff and some funny pictures as well
http://www.419eater.com/

Lady_E

Absolutely love it !!!! Well done

Paul_Varjak

I have not heard a dicky bird today, and no sign of that fake cheque yet!

Think I will send him an e-mail with a link to this thread!