Saturday Night DFW Party!!! (No trainers)

**purpleprincess**

MinnieSpender wrote:

Thanks princess - I wish I could do a big pooh. I get really bunged up at this time of the month and I've put on half a stone! :eek: I can't even hope for nine months off like Mrs Sparkle because nobody loves me and even gorgeous actor has finished his play and I couldn't go and lech at him today to take my mind off things.

Newleaf - red wine is my last resort. I hope you're right!

:rotfl: :rotfl: aww hun, I'll have one for you!!!

Have you ever tried the mooncup??? Just had first ever period with it and had the most pleasant period ever!!:D

We love you!!! xx

**purpleprincess**

LookingAhead wrote:

Too right PP......someone better wrestle them off me too before long......

Did anyone bring any of those little veggie sausage roll type things? I could murder a couple of those......couple of plates of 'em I mean

<oink>

You help yourself hun, they were BOGOF and being money saving I bought 20000 packs!!!:p

Ta da!!! <pp puts some veggie sausage rolls on the table>

LookingAhead

MinnieSpender.....munch out of the big bowl of carrot sticks (& some hummous, quick before I scoff all that as well).........works for me! Could give Posh a run for her money put it that way....

Oh dear sorry, too much information. It must be the Chablis, I always go that bit too far.

MinnieSpender

**purpleprincess** wrote:

:rotfl: :rotfl: aww hun, I'll have one for you!!!

Have you ever tried the mooncup??? Just had first ever period with it and had the most pleasant period ever!!:D

We love you!!! xx

I might try that princess, thanks. I was fine for years when I was on the pill (for period problems, not the "proper" use - I should be so lucky!) but my doctor's taken me off it because I'm too old for it now! How nice - I'm PMT ridden, in agony and too old as well.

Will have to join a convent. Do they serve red wine and hula hoops on Saturday nights, do you think?

OberonSH

purple - does it work? Wasn't keen on the idea of having something you used resembling what you used to get free in Frosties popped inside my nether regions!

LookingAhead

**purpleprincess** wrote:

You help yourself hun, they were BOGOF and being money saving I bought 20000 packs!!!:p

Ta da!!! <pp puts some veggie sausage rolls on the table>

Oh you ....are...a....STAR!!!

<dives in>

**purpleprincess**

jessicamb wrote:

The phone rings..de de de deeee. do de dah My mother says what you gonna do with your life...do de doo.

I never can remember the words to this.

:cool:

jessicamb

OberonSH wrote:

Bloody Hell woman - leg wax??!! You some sort of sado? Tried to wax myself once - never again. And I'm nevergoing to pay £20 to someone else to inflict pain on me. I use hair removing cream (89p, wilkcos) - though LB says he doesnt care either way, and is very careful not to stroke hairs up wrong way - what can I say, I have the perfect man!!!

ow ow ow easy wax my @rse.

1 inch done, three miles to go.

MinnieSpender

LookingAhead wrote:

MinnieSpender.....munch out of the big bowl of carrot sticks (& some hummous, quick before I scoff all that as well).........works for me! Could give Posh a run for her money put it that way....

Oh dear sorry, too much information. It must be the Chablis, I always go that bit too far.

Sadly I fear Dulcolax is the only way to go. Either that or get the man from the council in... :rotfl:

LookingAhead

MinnieSpender wrote:

I might try that princess, thanks. I was fine for years when I was on the pill (for period problems, not the "proper" use - I should be so lucky!) but my doctor's taken me off it because I'm too old for it now! How nice - I'm PMT ridden, in agony and too old as well.

Will have to join a convent. Do they serve red wine and hula hoops on Saturday nights, do you think?

Minnie......since I have been taking iron tablets (ferrous gluconate - on doctors orders) and using Iboprofen, instead of paracetamol those wonderful visits from Aunt Flo have been sooooooooo much better. Ibuprofen helps Aunt Flo...errrr.....being as....errr.....voluminous.