Saturday Night DFW Party!!! (No trainers)

**purpleprincess**

OberonSH wrote:

mmmmmmmmm, post clubbing fried chicken/kebab from Dodgy Bloke (that was what we used to call the guy who had the burger van in Knutsford after the pubs kicked out - terrible burgers but you couldn;t help yourself).......like sleeping with ex boyfriends - you know you shouldn't cos you're regret it in the morning, but you still do.........

Couldn't have put it better Obi!!!

OberonSH

Ohh too right - I missed my chance there 'Posh Leaves Floater In Posh Eaterie Loo'

LookingAhead

Hey minnie, come on in luv, I'm sure we can find a hot water bottle somewhere to go with that red wine. They'll be goone before you know it.

Here, have some hula hoops....I haven't finished them off yet.

jessicamb

MinnieSpender wrote:

Hello all. Sorry to be so late to the paaaaaaarty but I've had a horrid week and to cap it all I've got really bad cramps and they made me cry earlier and the painkillers didn't work and now I'm drinking red wine instead and I'm going to cry again.

Not even drunk yet either. Boo hoo!!!

Aw hun

red wine beats painkillers every time. Dont cry - you're having a cracking night in with us.

Actually I'm just waiting for the leg wax to cool a bit then I'll probably be crying with you.

**purpleprincess**

LookingAhead wrote:

Hey minnie, come on in luv, I'm sure we can find a hot water bottle somewhere to go with that red wine. They'll be goone before you know it.

Here, have some hula hoops....I haven't finished them off yet.

Yet !!!!!!!!! x

MinnieSpender

**purpleprincess** wrote:

Awww (((hugs))) hun, don't cry xx

Posh spice does massive poohs!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: that make you feel better?!!!

Thanks princess - I wish I could do a big pooh. I get really bunged up at this time of the month and I've put on half a stone! :eek: I can't even hope for nine months off like Mrs Sparkle because nobody loves me and even gorgeous actor has finished his play and I couldn't go and lech at him today to take my mind off things.

Newleaf - red wine is my last resort. I hope you're right!

jessicamb

**purpleprincess** wrote:

I know!!!

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!!!

Sing it now!!! :j

The phone rings..de de de deeee. do de dah My mother says what you gonna do with your life...do de doo.

I never can remember the words to this.

LookingAhead

Too right PP......someone better wrestle them off me too before long......

Did anyone bring any of those little veggie sausage roll type things? I could murder a couple of those......couple of plates of 'em I mean

<oink>

gallygirl

jessicamb wrote:

Hmm, let me think...


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You can keep him.

Intend to thanks. Ok, def on last drink then going to bed (no point having kebab breath cos OH away)

OberonSH

Bloody Hell woman - leg wax??!! You some sort of sado? Tried to wax myself once - never again. And I'm nevergoing to pay £20 to someone else to inflict pain on me. I use hair removing cream (89p, wilkcos) - though LB says he doesnt care either way, and is very careful not to stroke hairs up wrong way - what can I say, I have the perfect man!!!