Saturday Night DFW Party!!! (No trainers)

newleaf

**purpleprincess** wrote:

No, stay out and then stagger back later when we've done the kebab thing and then just breathe on him!!!:p Serve him right for going to bed early!!!:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

LookingAhead wrote:

So what's the next choon then PurplePrincess?

:think: hmmmm, I reckon with the current theme, maneater by Nelly Furtado!!!:p

jessicamb

LookingAhead wrote:

So what's the next choon then PurplePrincess?

Can you play something cheesy please:dance:

MinnieSpender

Hello all. Sorry to be so late to the paaaaaaarty but I've had a horrid week and to cap it all I've got really bad cramps and they made me cry earlier and the painkillers didn't work and now I'm drinking red wine instead and I'm going to cry again.

Not even drunk yet either. Boo hoo!!!

newleaf

OberonSH wrote:

Mr Golden Balls used to get petrol at the same service station as my mum. He once got out the car (blacked out windows, loud music blaring) and said 'Hi Mo, sorry about the music, it's her you know........'. According to Mother Dear he's a right sweetie and once bought her a choccie bar, ever so friendly and not half as dim as the papers make out......

I met her, was working in a restaurant in Knutsford where they used to go when they were dating, walked into the bathroom to spot Posh squatting on the loo with the door right open. Dunno what she did to the toilet but we had to call a plumber out..........

I suspected as much...

LookingAhead

OberonSH wrote:

Mr Golden Balls used to get petrol at the same service station as my mum. He once got out the car (blacked out windows, loud music blaring) and said 'Hi Mo, sorry about the music, it's her you know........'. According to Mother Dear he's a right sweetie and once bought her a choccie bar, ever so friendly and not half as dim as the papers make out......

I met her, was working in a restaurant in Knutsford where they used to go when they were dating, walked into the bathroom to spot Posh squatting on the loo with the door right open. Dunno what she did to the toilet but we had to call a plumber out..........

Love it! Love the idea that Posh did one in public that was a danger to shipping! :eek:

a-hahahahahahahahaha!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

jessicamb wrote:

Can you play something cheesy please:dance:

I know!!!

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!!!

Sing it now!!! :j

OberonSH

mmmmmmmmm, post clubbing fried chicken/kebab from Dodgy Bloke (that was what we used to call the guy who had the burger van in Knutsford after the pubs kicked out - terrible burgers but you couldn;t help yourself).......like sleeping with ex boyfriends - you know you shouldn't cos you're regret it in the morning, but you still do.........

**purpleprincess**

MinnieSpender wrote:

Hello all. Sorry to be so late to the paaaaaaarty but I've had a horrid week and to cap it all I've got really bad cramps and they made me cry earlier and the painkillers didn't work and now I'm drinking red wine instead and I'm going to cry again.

Not even drunk yet either. Boo hoo!!!

Awww (((hugs))) hun, don't cry xx

Posh spice does massive poohs!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: that make you feel better?!!!

newleaf

MinnieSpender wrote:

Hello all. Sorry to be so late to the paaaaaaarty but I've had a horrid week and to cap it all I've got really bad cramps and they made me cry earlier and the painkillers didn't work and now I'm drinking red wine instead and I'm going to cry again.

Not even drunk yet either. Boo hoo!!!

I had a bit of that bother myself earlier, but the red wine has sorted it a treat so think you will be fine in an hour or so...;)