**Wonderful Wednesday Daily Chat**

elfen

pepe, does that mean you can help me?

bookseller1980

I love the dress Spud.

Pee'd off with being penalised for having been a respectable citizen all my life. All I get told is that I am not entitled to this, that and the other. Now if I'd done sod all since I left school ..............

Is it just me on here at the wrong times or has Pap gone missing?
And Luc for that matter. (confused smilie)

spud30

pepe2008 wrote: »

Yes I do Spud, you are tall ( not 'big'!) and wide horizontal stripes in muted colours would work well, boots a definite though.
Move over Gok Wan....I'm doing DFW How To Look Good Naked :rotfl::T

Wow, I'm impressed, thanks Pepe. Off to look for some boots

sammy115

Is pepe still around - I can't put my new breakfast bar stools together....in the grand scheme of things its a small thing, but the thing thats likely to make me lie down on the floor and cry at the minute....

I just want to sit on my chair...

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

elfen

bookie people do seem to be going missing. I hope they haven't left as I'd miss them.

sammy, get the instructions, then sit down and have a cuppa before attempting them again

sammy115

I have got the instructions......

but I can't get my pole to be as long as it should be...:cool:

pepe2008

sammy115 wrote: »

Is pepe still around - I can't put my new breakfast bar stools together....in the grand scheme of things its a small thing, but the thing thats likely to make me lie down on the floor and cry at the minute....

I just want to sit on my chair...

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

FIRST , get wine.:D
Get the correct tools, not just a shoe and a dinner knife! Make them on a rug or carpet to prevent scratching.
Put everything within reach.
Drink more wine.
Sit on floor.:D

sammy115

1. Have no wine only beer
*sammy runs to get a beer*
2. Have the correct tools, 4 screws and an allen key
3. Everything is within reach
4. Am sat on floor

bookseller1980

pepe2008 wrote: »

FIRST , get wine.:D
Get the correct tools, not just a shoe and a dinner knife! Make them on a rug or carpet to prevent scratching.
Put everything within reach.
Drink more wine.
Sit on floor.:D

And get Bookie to drive over to join you!
Got quite good at flat packs over the years!

No seriously - pour wine, sit on settee and watch tv. In the morning it will all seem perfectly logical. NEVER attempt such things when exhausted!

sammy115

four bits to this stool....

chair that you sit on
Next bit down that has the up down lever on
Next bit down is shiny pole
Last bit is the base

I have a problem with shiny pole.....