'The Tim Vine Joke Contest...' blog discussion

pompey

I saw a court case and as the judge delivered the verdict he said

"You are found guilty of the crime,
You will be doing time.
So don't give me your tears,
...jailed for 2 years".

I thought...that's poetic justice.

djd68

I won't claim it as original but ....

I got stung by a bee last week ..... £20 for a jar of honey.

JimmyTheWig

Had a really bad cold last week. Snot streaming everywhere. Got through about 12 dozen tissues.
I know, gross isn't it.