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'The Tim Vine Joke Contest...' blog discussion

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  • pompey
    pompey Posts: 115 Forumite
    I saw a court case and as the judge delivered the verdict he said

    "You are found guilty of the crime,
    You will be doing time.
    So don't give me your tears,
    ...jailed for 2 years".

    I thought...that's poetic justice.
    No sig!
  • djd68
    djd68 Posts: 39 Forumite
    I won't claim it as original but ....

    I got stung by a bee last week ..... £20 for a jar of honey.
  • JimmyTheWig
    JimmyTheWig Posts: 12,199 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    Had a really bad cold last week. Snot streaming everywhere. Got through about 12 dozen tissues.
    I know, gross isn't it.

    :)
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