Penalty notice at free car park

BFG_2

HTH: Private Parking Tickets

Supermarket name: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Hospital: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Reason for parking: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Town: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Country: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Location : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Private parking Compnay name : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Signs saying xxxxx: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Car you drive: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Length of time you left car for: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

They/ve sent you a photograph: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Make of car : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Disabled badge: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Disabled bay : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

‘ickle babies space: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th/6th/7th/8th letter: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Debt collectors letters: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Solicitors letters : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Really scary letters: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

You’re worried : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

It’s a mates car: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

You’re appealed and been rejected: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

You’re outraged : it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

Your OH is saying to pay it: it doesn’t matter, we don’t care, ignore it all and don’t pay.

ckerrd

Once was amusing - now the above is just boring.

peter_the_piper

I didn't find the first one at all amusing, more totally unhelpful.

Orford

Four words spring to mind - Care in the Community

peter_the_piper

As long as someone's there to make sure he takes his meds.

BFG_2

Who pi55ed on your chips??

Orford

Orford wrote: »

Four words spring to mind - Care in the Community

BFG wrote: »

Who pi55ed on your chips??

Just as I thought. I rest my case

BFG_2

Orford wrote: »

I rest my case

We wish you would.

BFG_2

I try and be helpful and all I get in return is abuse.

Poor little old me.

Ho hum.

Orford

BFG wrote: »

I try and be helpful and all I get in return is abuse.

That's because the majority of your posts aren't actually helpful, yet you clearly don't see it that way

BFG wrote: »

Poor little old me.

Actually, I feel quite sorry for you too.