A Payment a Day -Part Seven!

true27

:rotfl::rotfl:Thanks for that one Green - thats exactly what my DB9 would do :rotfl: and thanks for counting, you've done a fabby job

:j I've got my biggest PAD so far, for the last day of my first month padding - a whole £29.10 !!! Be debt free in no time :T

Happy Sunday everyone, I finished the tiling yesterday so I'm off to strip the paint off the door now! Payday tomorrow :j can't wait!

Paulgonnabedebtfree

Greenbynature wrote: »

glad you reminded lol I've got one :j but it has made me think twice about some jokes I would've put on without thinking, since that one the other week


Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception class pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots
still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,
they're on the wrong feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was
putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.

He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet.

No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.' :rotfl::rotfl:

This joke is unacceptable. It implies that male children are stupid. I'm going to report you under sex discrimination legislation.

tenmah

A PAD of £10 for me today please

mumofthreemonkies83

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

This joke is unacceptable. It implies that male children are stupid. I'm going to report you under sex discrimination legislation.

Paul : As a mother of 2 male children I can confirm that Green is correct, male childre ARE stupid, they just get more so as they age :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

*runs for cover*

Mumof4 xx

Paulgonnabedebtfree

mumofthreemonkies83 wrote: »

Paul : As a mother of 2 male children I can confirm that Green is correct, male childre ARE stupid, they just get more so as they age :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

*runs for cover*

Mumof4 xx

They know how to wind up their mothers though.

Paulgonnabedebtfree

A couple of questions:-

Are we getting a new page for the February PADs?

Has anyone offered to do the counting for February?

sashybo

Hi all, a pad of £1 today. Not up to much today, just chilling out.

mooomin

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

A couple of questions:-

Are we getting a new page for the February PADs?

Has anyone offered to do the counting for February?

We normally get told by one of the board guides when the thread is too big so tend to just start a new one then!

I think keza was doing it...?

catchooky

£1 for me today please off vanquis, very poor until play money comes in

jo41

Hi everyone,
£20 please Green to my savings. Thanks for all the totalling during January :A
Hope everyone is having a good weekend!
Jo x