A Payment a Day -Part Seven!

Greenbynature

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Greenbynature

Yesterday's total was £509.78

Greenbynature

Morning all

Am still poorly got the shivers and a woolly head this morning and my eyes hurt when I move them feel really blurgh!!! So have took the day off work I'm not off sick very often but still feel guilty even tho I am ill!!!

Haven't phoned insurance yet about windscreen as I can't be bothered! Will do it later.

well done on the cc Danko - lol at asking for the interest :T

FF - not sure who is doing the counting next month ?

pad today is 15p jar, £2.20 tin and £5 cap1 cc

£7.35

Locke

A PAD of £10 to Barclaycard.

I've also set up so I can make payments to Marbles over the internet so that any spare money that I don't spend for whatever reason can be thrown at them to pay them off.

Something I should have done sooner but oh well.

keza

i dont mind being counterer uperer next month xxx

Thrifty_Pixie

Morning ladies and gents *sniff*

PayDay tomorrow and it's looking likely that I won't have needed to use ANY of my overdraft this month (even though it was tight), so a small PAD of £3 into my savings and 40p into my tin to make a grand total of £3.40 please Green!

My nose has been running like a bean for about two weeks now and still hasn't developed into a full-blown cold or something I could justify taking time off work for Oh well. I keep reminding myself that I'm lucky to have a job, but it's hard when it's drizzly outside and all you want to do is watch Vicar of Dibley reruns

I had the same problem as you with my windscreen early last year, Green, and just handed £75 to the nice Autoglass man. Much preferable than £200+, but still galling when it's not your fault.

Hope you all had marvelous weekends. Soon be Spring!

*meeep*

keza

Thrifty_Pixie wrote: »

My nose has been running like a bean for about two weeks now ....

:rotfl::rotfl:

tomtombeanie

afternoon! PAD today of 20p to the pots (mix of copper and silver).
updated sig, too - middle argos debt reduced as have had to take back a tv - second one we've had and faulty :mad: , the pic keeps freezing have bought a replacement from currys (annoyingly a tenner more, but seems to work okay) but will pay that from normal money...

enjoy the rest of the day x

Double_Trouble

true27 wrote: »

:hello: Hi Everyone!

Think I'm being a bit thick, but what is the farming stuff all about ??

Best PAD so far for me today of £5.12!

Well done on your PAD.

Farming is farmville on facebook a lot of PAD people are farmers so feel to pm me if you feel like having a go.

The mad farmer is AngelicMary :Awho although she is about 65000 :eek: points ahead of me is scared that I am going to overtake her in one day just because I have made a small dent in her lead over the last few days she is safe and knows it really

PAD for me today is the usual £10 to Mint I am really looking forward to receiving that statement :rotfl::rotfl:

Happy PADding and Happy Farming

DTxx

clearing_out_my_pockets

Hi all. 59p for me today