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aurora_borealis_2

southernscouser wrote:

How the hell are any of us meant to know whether you're talking out of your !!!!!! or not? :rotfl:

Mwahahaha

Just assume that I normally am
For the purposes of the board, I only do serious stuff on special occasions. I get enough of that nonsense in real life

I prefer to act in an immature way like you

southernscouser

Bunny wrote:

I'm a nurse, I could help give bed baths, give tablets between the hours of
8am-9am
12pm-1pm
4pm-5pm
9pm-10pm
and do dressings and take blood like a vampire, we say we're doing important tests, really we're just bored!

In that case put me down for a 12pm bed bath!

southernscouser

MinnieSpender wrote:

One for you, SS.

I'd already replied before I sure your's! :rotfl:

ms_london

southernscouser wrote:

In that case put me down for a 12pm bed bath!

And you had the nerve to say I wanted an open relationship. I am devestated!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

southernscouser

ms_london wrote:

And you had the nerve to say I wanted an open relationship. I am devestated!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Yeah but it don't count if I just lay there! :whistle:

Right off to work peeps coz I'm already late! Laters!

ms_london

southernscouser wrote:

Yeah but it don't count if I just lay there! :whistle:

Right off to work peeps coz I'm already late! Laters!

You're dumped! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Jamesy & creditcardkid - where are youuuuuuuuuu?

MinnieSpender

southernscouser wrote:

I'd already replied before I sure your's! :rotfl:

Forget Ms_London - I obviously know you far better than you know yourself...

lazy&indebt

Wow! We really have got a great bunch of members to help in the fight against the nasty credit companies! United we stand eh?

Unfortunately, the only thing I can really do is tell you how you export stuff to different companies without overpying on duty and without things getting stuck at customs and excise! Don't really think that would help anyone?!!

EDIT: Think this post should be made a sticky?

oops_a_daisy

wow what a well educated, beautiful in SS's case and well rounded lot you are definately feel useless now but anyway if anybody needs any advice on incontinence Im your woman I suppose offering my natural skill in spending my monthly salary within a week wouldnt be much of a help either ??? .......no ??? oh well never mind :rotfl:

Firefly

oops_a_daisy wrote:

if anybody needs any advice on incontinence Im your woman :rotfl:

Would that be financial incontinence? :rotfl: Moneysaving expert happens to help with the monetary equivalent of Kegel exercises!!

PS Hmmm that does sound like I know a little too much about that particular subject! :rolleyes: Not from personal experience I hasten to add.