This Forum's got boring - how about some Carols

juicyjude

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way
Here come greedy bankers who want their bonus pay
Dashing through our money
In a posh expensive car
It really isnt funny
But on the bonus they'll go far!!!:mad::mad::mad:

Mikeyorks

RayWolfe wrote: »

Do you have Myrrh? If so send some urgently!

Sorry - totally out. Have some Funds ..... but no Gold. And the nearest to Frankinsense is some Thierry Mugler Angel for my sister. But the OH is proposing to wrap that this afternoon .... so we'll need to be quick if that will do? I could do 3 Kings from a partial set of playing cards ... but they've seen better days.

Best other offer is a manger I have outside - needs a bit of weeding from the dying Autumn flowers .... but I could get that over if you let me know which star to follow?:p

RayWolfe

Thanks for those imaginative offerings but it's got to be myrrh. I find just a small wrap allows me to believe I need none of the other things ... until the effect wears off.

Mikeyorks wrote: »

Thierry Mugler Angel ... OH is proposing to wrap that this afternoon

Does that work as well?

Primrose

"Silent Night"

Silent Night, Pay Out Night,
Gordon's here, fist held tight,
Round yon bankers, their bonus delayed,
"Send them packing?", t'will still get paid
Nobody wishes them peace.
Nobody wishes them peace.

Silent night, Angry night,
MP's raging, still want to fight,
Moat house blazing, bath plug or two,
Homes a flipping. If only you knew!
Lining their pockets in peace.
Lining their pockets in peace.

Silent night. Gunfire night,
Our troops fighting, death in sight.
Limbless and injured, does MOD care?
Grabbing their bonus, so no time to spare.
Will we ever see peace?
Will we ever see peace?

juicyjude

Primrose, I think you have captured the feelings of the general public there is an eloquent manner. Well done!

caveat_emptor

A bankers carol.
Deck the halls with lots of lolly
la la ...
s'not the time to think of our folly
la la ....
Where's our bonus, where's our bonus, we must have it straight away.
In this time of credit crunching we the bankers show the way.
(After all, we are doing Gods work).