Pensions Planning: The NUMBER

nearlyrich

houseboatdream wrote: »

bit like those guys over on MFW and DFW. I did think of posting a "Retire 10 years early thread" but its a bit serious over here on the pensions board.......

That's a really good idea I am saving to retire at 55 ( 7 years to go) If I can stand it so long LOL;)

tartanterra

HOLD ON!

I forgot to add in the compound effect of "climate change"!

I have now had to re-adjust the hardware model to take account of this; Therefore:

1. Follow steps 1 - 7, as before.
2. THIS IS THE IMPORTANT BIT! - When you throw the darts, Stand on one leg whilst singing the classic Cliff Richard number, "Mistletoe and Wine".
3. HEY PRESTO, you now have your new NUMBER, taking into account overheating penguins and polar bears.

Again, there may be some copyright issues with this, but I'm sure if I explain to Cliff (The Peter Pan of Pop!) that the retirement plans of the whole nation hinge on this, he'll soon jump "on board".:A

Gatser

tartanterra wrote: »

HOLD ON!
Again, there may be some copyright issues with this, but I'm sure if I explain to Cliff (The Peter Pan of Pop!) that the retirement plans of the whole nation hinge on this, he'll soon jump "on board".:A

I knew if I sat back and waited long enough, all that "Boo Hoo... It's not fair...you're not asking the correct questions....and (sob) you keep insulting me as the only and super clever IFA on here...." nonsense would be replaced by some good Xmas humour! :T

Thanks guys!

Keep telling us what YOUR NUMBER is and a few clues as to how its calculated would be interesting.

Happy Xmas.

whiteflag_3

gallygirl wrote: »

I agree. Any more of this & I'll put you both in a room, slap your bare legs & not let you out till you kiss & make up

yeah it doesnt take much to get from a "be gentle with me im new" here post to trying to be a smart !!!!. cheers gallygirl

whiteflag_3

Thanks guys!

Keep telling us what YOUR NUMBER is and a few clues as to how its calculated would be interesting.

Happy Xmas.[/QUOTE]

why? what will you gain - as soon as they agree with you youll just mock them wont you ?

zygurat789

RECEIVED AS A PRIVATE MESSAGE
Is this contrary to the rules of the forum?

whiteflag wrote:

In all my time ive never come across such an a*se like you .

You have no idea what your talking about , yet take the !!!! out off people that might be able to add something. What a !!!! .

What a s*d old t8at!!!!

FYI
I am a damn site more qualified to help people with their finacial affairs than you ever will be

zygurat789

Methinks he doth protest too much.

nearlyrich

zygurat789 wrote: »

RECEIVED AS A PRIVATE MESSAGE
Is this contrary to the rules of the forum?

If you find it offensive please feel free to report it to abuse, I got something similar from the same poster, not sure why but apparantly I need to get a life. I thought I had one Merry Christmas;)

Gatser

Originally Posted by whiteflag
In all my time ive never come across such an a*se like you .

You have no idea what your talking about , yet take the !!!! out off people that might be able to add something. What a !!!! .

What a s*d old t8at!!!!
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YES....this is abusive.
Report this character....we don't want his sort on this board!

MrsTinks

whiteflag wrote: »

There over 1000 financial planning firms in the UK using the system successfully so what makes you think they havent been invented?

I'm sure the systems have been invented... But like the thousands of Debt Collection Agent companies, IVA sales men and similar out there, just because something has been invented does not mean it works nor that it is infact a even a good idea or adds value to the community or humanity.

As a very keen DFW - and apparently "crash dieter"... then DFW is a far broader group than you realise. Yes there are those of us who try to live fairly frugally, there are those who merely try to live more sensibly and within our means, and there are those unfortunate who come to DFW for help with seriously dire financial situations. Some selfinflicted, others victims of circumstances and some purely uninformed decisions. We try and help everyone with what advice and support we can. Yes we're the "fluffy bunny" brigade a lot of the time... because people don't need kicking when they're down. They need help, advice and support.

Now everyone be nice and remember to report any abuse posts or PMs