***Thursday 10 December Daily Chat thread

Lucifa73

Living room and kitchen pretty much done. Time to feed GrotBot and myself then crack on with the bathroom:D

Queen.Bess

Good afternoon all!

Hope you're all OK and that those doing housework are whooshing around OK.

Sorry to hear of your mortgage issue Bookie - I hope at will be resolved in time for Xmas. Sorry also to hear of your missing work elfen.

It is a shame regarding Xmas that H&S and PC tie us down so much that those who wish to celebrate Xmas can't do as they wish - ho hum!

Oh, re: the english whisky - I have been there! They do tours all around the distillery and there is loads of sampling going on throughout the tour! Their liquers are scrummy! When I was going I had visions of a shed in a back garden and it being slightly run down, but it is such a lovely building, and if anyone lives in the area, or visits south norfolk - you should go along!

Just at work today but having to deal with itchy eyes which apparently is eczema. Why it's struck now I've no idea as I've never had it before ever!

Have a good day all!

Lucifa73

Whoosh!

Energy levels high today so taking full advantage;)

Whoosh....

postingalwaysposting

Afternoon all... Just done my big weekly clean and now I am worn out

I decided to clear under the stairs again (!) this week, it would appear if there is an inch of space there it is open for a free for all. It wouldnt matter to me but its an open space and it looks awful when someone comes through the door. No christmas decorations are going up today because dispite me asking yesterday they havnt been pulled out from under Mums bed. Oh and the rabbit cant be cleaned today because there is no newspaper :mad:

Little brother promised to take the dog out this morning but alas never... So it would seem I need to do that this afternoon. He hasnt taken that dog out for a walk once, ever, grrr :wall: I could take him for a walk to the shops and buy some paper couldnt I :think:

Bookie :grouphug:
Maz, enjoy GM

Speak soon all, have a fab day

Burlesque_Babe

Please note the following when you are planning Christmas Carol services


The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.


Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.


While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.


Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.


We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC route finder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr. Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.


Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.



whooshed home for hoummus on toast...........whooshing back...........

redsquirrel80

BB... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Lucifa73

Phew. Bathroom done. I am boogered!:p

redsquirrel80

Lucifa73 wrote: »

Phew. Bathroom done. I am boogered!:p

Not surprised!

Here, have a



and a...

sammy115

I am at work....being at work shouldn't be this much fun....

Maz, got your txt no battery will pm you when I am a bit more sober....and I have eaten my pizza....

sammy115

Oh mi god...someone at work has just lent me their lipgloss cos in my drunken state I can't find mine....

I feel like that woman off holby city...lesley ash...