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Help, with my staffies excitable jumping up etc

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  • hethmar
    hethmar Posts: 10,678 Forumite
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    Ste_C wrote: »
    Spot on. Vile creatures.


    Trolling, just trolling ..............:rotfl:
  • hethmar
    hethmar Posts: 10,678 Forumite
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    Paddys mum, :) Ill pm you.
  • C_Mababejive
    C_Mababejive Posts: 11,668 Forumite
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    Cue usual crop of stories about my lickle staffie looking after my kids, they ride on its back blah blah blah...

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5683650.ece
    Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
  • Sublime_2
    Sublime_2 Posts: 15,741 Forumite
    Yes...Lickle staffies can usually be found locked in a turd strewn back yard in most inner cities. Occasionally the bullet headed man of the house or his faux juicy pants clad temptress can be seen dragging it round the street on a lead but thats only in the early days. After that ,its locked in the yard or kept in the kitchen behind a kiddie gate. They like to !!!! in the house or sh&g your leg if you go anywhere near them...errr...the dog that is.


    Sorry, to all, clicked thanks by mistake. :o

    If you look back on the above's comments, definitely worth ignoring. Troll.
  • hethmar
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    It does make you wonder what sort of life these sad sods have that they have to s**t stir for no reason whatsoever. Best to ignore the ignorant guys
  • fatlad9
    fatlad9 Posts: 154 Forumite
    slap it across the chops and call it naughty, it'll soon learn not to do it.

    my devil dog now understands 'kisses' and 'cuddles' and is more than happy lying next to my wife on the settee with his arm around her neck and head on her shoulder.


    im just wondering how to stop Brian charging down the stairs at 100 MPH and bombing straight into the front door when im putting my key in to unlock it...
    he'll end up with a very sore head at this rate!
  • fatlad9
    fatlad9 Posts: 154 Forumite
    Ive been assured that I'm..."handsome" and "well endowed"..what more could i want !;)

    bet my staffies had more casual sex than you! and i bet he has MUCH BIGGER balls than you...... and im not going to go into too much detail about his lipstick!!!! but its an impressive size!!!!!!!
    :beer:
  • fatlad9 wrote: »
    bet my staffies had more casual sex than you!

    I do hope this is a joke - but if not - have you thought of getting him neutered???

    As the majority of the thousands of unwanted dogs put to sleep each year are staffies, anyone who truly cares about this breed should be very wary of increasing the numbers of unwanted dogs.
  • hethmar
    hethmar Posts: 10,678 Forumite
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    Well fatlad, lets hope neither of them have bred from that casual sex
  • As the majority of the thousands of unwanted dogs put to sleep each year are staffies, anyone who truly cares about this breed should be very wary of increasing the numbers of unwanted dogs.

    Totally agree with this, I will always go for a rescue staffie.
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