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  • sjaypink
    sjaypink Posts: 6,740 Forumite
    wageslave wrote: »
    I admit it frieked me out at the time. I ran screaming for home
    !!!!!! ws?! I had you down as a hard nut. :cool::D

    I would've tied him up - as requested :A - then robbed him :shhh:
    We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. Carl Jung

  • wageslave
    wageslave Posts: 2,638 Forumite
    sjaypink wrote: »
    !!!!!! ws?! I had you down as a hard nut. :cool::D

    I would've tied him up - as requested :A - then robbed him :shhh:

    Oh jeeeeeesus I love you.

    I have a pal who said exactly the same thing.

    I felt used. He had taken up with a tinker lass (with no idea what we were about) imagining we were all tough and brass.

    I was trying to be who I was and all he could see was what he imagined.
    Retail is the only therapy that works
  • sjaypink wrote: »
    !!!!!! ws?! I had you down as a hard nut. :cool::D

    I would've tied him up - as requested :A - then robbed him :shhh:

    I met a girl in cyprus once and took her back to my room. She tied me to the bed with her bra. I was lying there with my boxers on. She then went on to take the 100 cyprus pounds off the dressing table and put them in her knickers. As she walked to the door she decided to walk back to the bed and pull my boxers down, she put the money back, took her clothes off and made love to me. She left me tied up and put 5 cyprus pounds on the bedside table. I never tell lies, I tell that story to everyone when I have had a few sherberts.
  • sjaypink
    sjaypink Posts: 6,740 Forumite
    The most difficult skill in sex & relationships.... and life?!..... IMHO

    Learning when to play up to others assumptions, and when to shock them... or, as i like to put it, STRIKE :D
    We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. Carl Jung

  • sss555s
    sss555s Posts: 3,175 Forumite
    sjaypink wrote: »
    The most difficult skill in sex & relationships.... and life?!..... IMHO

    Learning when to play up to others assumptions, and when to shock them... or, as i like to put it, STRIKE :D

    For some people that comes naturally sj :)
  • wageslave
    wageslave Posts: 2,638 Forumite
    Mr.Smith wrote: »
    I met a girl in cyprus once and took her back to my room. She tied me to the bed with her bra. I was lying there with my boxers on. She then went on to take the 100 cyprus pounds off the dressing table and put them in her knickers. As she walked to the door she decided to walk back to the bed and pull my boxers down, she put the money back, took her clothes off and made love to me. She left me tied up and put 5 cyprus pounds on the bedside table. I never tell lies, I tell that story to everyone when I have had a few sherberts.

    I cant do casual sex. I really wish I could.

    I envy men. I would love to have that kind of adventure
    Retail is the only therapy that works
  • vivatifosi
    vivatifosi Posts: 18,746 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Mortgage-free Glee! PPI Party Pooper
    wageslave wrote: »
    I envy men. I would love to have that kind of adventure

    So, I suspect, would Mr Smith ;)
    Please stay safe in the sun and learn the A-E of melanoma: A = asymmetry, B = irregular borders, C= different colours, D= diameter, larger than 6mm, E = evolving, is your mole changing? Most moles are not cancerous, any doubts, please check next time you visit your GP.
  • sjaypink
    sjaypink Posts: 6,740 Forumite
    wageslave wrote: »
    I cant do casual sex. I really wish I could.

    I envy men. I would love to have that kind of adventure
    (speaking as a serial monogamist :D) I hear that sluts of either sex are rarely fulfilled :)
    We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. Carl Jung

  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    wageslave wrote: »
    I cant do casual sex. I really wish I could.

    I envy men. I would love to have that kind of adventure


    Adventure? It becomes a little like...ordering pizza.
  • vivatifosi
    vivatifosi Posts: 18,746 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Mortgage-free Glee! PPI Party Pooper
    Adventure? It becomes a little like...ordering pizza.

    Anyone else get the sudden urge to order a deep dish American Hot?
    Please stay safe in the sun and learn the A-E of melanoma: A = asymmetry, B = irregular borders, C= different colours, D= diameter, larger than 6mm, E = evolving, is your mole changing? Most moles are not cancerous, any doubts, please check next time you visit your GP.
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