New nigerian scam

Moglex

Grade_A_Reject wrote:

Surely there's an untapped market selling English grammar e-books to Nigerian scammers.

There certainly is.

Just send them a copy of your international (???) passport or driving licence, your address, telephone and fax numbers and your bank details and I'm sure you'll get an email telling you the payment has been sent

Anthillmob

maybe they use babelfish as a traslator?

rdwarr

Metropolitian

OK, it's not actually a word but certainly deserves to be!

Searcher

smartie1976 wrote:

The Metropolitian Police can be contacted twenty-four hours a day, every day. Here's how:

105 Reid Promenade, Joondalup,
6027
United Kingdom

Lmao top marks for trying though. That address is an actual police station in the suburbs north of Perth Western Australia. Not really classed as teh UK any more tho

jonuk7

that is the best thing i have ever read, now im currently going through the selection process to join the police, but the mobile phone i had on ebay was won by a said person in nigeria who wanted to pay me £450 for this phone, i havent laughed so hard because it was worth £50 and can be bought on all phone sites but now i have refused to send it ill be one of the top 10 most wanted people in the UK, will i still get into the police??
hahahahaha i love scammers they are so naive but they keep me laughing.

ts_aly2000

You've gotta hand it to them, they sure do think we have alot of faith in the Police :rotfl:

They might grow up in a culture where coppers are as bent as they come and you buy yourself out of jail. Here we get out of jaildue to the wrong box being ticked on the paperwork.