The Compers Inn - Part 25

toniq

breeze nothing yet xxx we had very bad snow and ice our way and haven't had any post today yet, had ev watching out for ages! been waiting on some guaranteed next day del too xx
I hate waiting!!! can u give me dimensions so i can get frame? xxxx

Esther_McVittie

Just popping in to wish you all a Very Happy Christmas - haven't been around much as I got a job - found out on Friday that my contract has been extended until April - Oh, deepest Joy! :j Hugs to all! Take care you Lovelies!

Esther xxx

Note to self: must try and post more comps in the New Year!

chris08

My cheese hamper turned up safteroon, theres smells, and cheeses we,ve never heard, of, oil,s and white truffle honey, vinegars, theres a cheese that looks like a cannon ball, one wrapped in, leafes, truckles a posh bottle of wine,
and that foise grasse pate, confits and things in a loveley hamper:T:j:beer:Thanks laks

Purple_Dragon

Just popping in quickly to say I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and a better New Year.

breezerockz

toniq wrote: »

breeze nothing yet xxx we had very bad snow and ice our way and haven't had any post today yet, had ev watching out for ages! been waiting on some guaranteed next day del too xx
I hate waiting!!! can u give me dimensions so i can get frame? xxxx

Fingers crossed weather will settle, the road salters/clearers can catch up and then roads can be back to normal:rolleyes:

the paper i drew on was cut to approx A4 size, very slightly smaller.
and there space between drawing and edges of the paper.
sorry thats not much help:rotfl::o

xxx

millymollymandy2K7

Hi hope you've all been winning loads. I've not been around for couple of months due to housemove and then it taking 4 weeks to get broadband connected so have fallen way behind. Just got up to date with ITV comps so think I'll be spending Boxing Day getting up to speed with all the others

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas :xmastree:

M³

cmcconnell

LOL seems everyone is 'just popping in' tonight! but still Happy Christmas all me old inner chums! lol XX

Lakshmi7

I just spotted your post CMC.

One day, we'll meet again. :rotfl:

NoNameWoman

Hi everyone still up

awwwwwww Amilucky, we will miss you :eek::eek: but I know what you mean about wanting time off...have a wonderful holiday x sorry to hear about your neighbour ...hope you manage to relax and enjoy quality time with your family and friends xx

PD, Esther, CMC and Cathy :j:j Come back more often :j:j

am really fed up today - been out to work in the snow....it is fun to watch but not to feel and get stuck in :eek::eek: I prefer making a snowman

enjoying a brandy ....really need it....

bella165

Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat

The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook

It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his !!!, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa !!!!!!!, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied its bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my !!!, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a !!!!!.

That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and !!!!ed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A !!!! ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will !!!!, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split.

He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his !!! and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a !!!!!!

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!