MSE Pregnancy Club 17

newbie_maz

aless02 wrote: »

sorry, was just MSE-stalking the unfamiliar names on the EDD list and someone's had their baby early - gravitytolls posted in MSE Arms here: http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=2132779 , so I moved her to the birth list. Also, katster doesn't really post her but her sig states she's overdue so she's deffo still pregnant . Will prolly be something in the weekly e-mail whenever MSE Andrea has her baby . (I obsess way too much about the EDD list!!)

So many boys, we need some girls!!

Considering always & elasti have 99% likely had their babes by now, that means I'm 7th! :eek: , Beenie is the top of the regular posters, and newbie_maz you're next behind her!! :eek: :eek: (followed by meeeeeee)

Yay!!! no queue-jumping please!! lol

PrincessPlaty

xmaslolly76 wrote: »

Well my other half had a bit of a feel about after i had been having contractions on and off for 2 days he could feel my cervix was dialated 2cm and he felt the babies head he was rather amazed!
Iit didnt hurt unlike when the midwives do it but a few hrs later contractions really kicked in and by 7pm i was in established labour so if your not to squeemish it can be a help. :-)

someone has just said to me to try a vibrator with a rotating head on it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle

thanks kindof! I am afraid it's true with the stretchmarks, they never go completely but usually they end up hardly at all visable. I used to have a washboard stomach before DD, but i got hit bad at about 30wks with stratchmarks. They stuck about for quite a while but after about a year mine were silver and barely there. TBH you kind of don't care nearly as muh after a while - as long as you get your figure back your happy - well that's me anyway. My tum was OH fave part of me but he still loves it and when i'm whinging it's not the same as before he says to him it's a nice reminder of how big my tum was with DD - which he loved, not in a sleazy way just a lovey way!

meltdown_point

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

someone has just said to me to try a vibrator with a rotating head on it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Rampent rabbit.............Ann summers;)
lmao!!!

newbie_maz

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

according to google it helps :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Just found this too http://forum.sofeminine.co.uk/forum/maternite1/__f4912_maternite1-Diy-sweep-warning-tmi.html :eek::eek::eek::rotfl:

lol :rotfl: tempting tho!!

newbie_maz

So far today i have made:

12 double chocolate muffins
12 choc chip and orange cookies
28 fairy cakes

And i don't have much of a sweet tooth! Gonna have to make OH take some to work tomorrow to get rid of them! Was fun tho

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle

meltdown_point wrote: »

Rampent rabbit.............Ann summers;)
lmao!!!

LOL :rotfl::T:rotfl:

Can't see how it'd give you a sweep though - god i thought they just stuck one finger in the actual cervix and 'sweeped' Lol i must be very wrong!

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle

maz - they sound amazing - spesh the choc chip and orange cookies!!!! I wish i could be bothered to bake!

PrincessPlaty

meltdown_point wrote: »

Rampent rabbit.............Ann summers;)
lmao!!!

bedroom drawer is a quicker and easier option :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Just had this as an inbox message on fb

wasn't going to comment on status but apparently if u swallow !!! it works faster than sex..my midwife told me that lol x

Now all i need to do is find a man :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

kindofagilr

meltdown_point wrote: »

kindofglir.....ring of fire.....
the best way it was described to me was....

put your two pinkie fingers into the sides of your mouth and pull your lips apart as far as they will go until you feel the burn....hold it like that for five mins.....

Apparently thats what it feels like down below when the head is crowning!! Only 10 times worse!


Sorry if this is too much info!!

Ohhh god thats hellish lol

Thanks MGEB I have always not liked my belly lol but its weird since getting the stretchmarks I love them? I htink I am weird lol I have heard they wont be as red forever