MSE Parents Club Part 8

tiamai_d

tee hee, willies!

scruffy96uk

TO ALL THE GREAT MUMS
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH... I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy.' 'Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing send this to a Mum

ETA obviously an email as I don't have a 4 yr old daughter I ain't told u about lol

scruffy96uk

tiamai_d wrote: »

tee hee, willies!

said whilst giggling incontrolablly like a school girl

Sami_Bee

money_maker wrote: »

I watched all of them before sami, cuz I like programmes like that they are funny !!
There was one where they were trying dildos for each other and she got a strap on to test on him and they did it while talking to the camera !!!! They are the weekly roving reporters !!

:eek:it's so gross being talked to by some one getting jiggy _pale_

and on that note I'm off to put things away and go to bed :wave:

money_maker_3

very good scruff !!

tiamai_d

scruffy96uk wrote: »

said whilst giggling incontrolablly like a school girl

how did you guess?? :rotfl:

money_maker_3

Night sami xx

tiamai_d

I think I might go pester hubby night girls!

emlou2009

i'm off too, apparantly OH's urge to play xbox live is greater than my urge to sit online and the signal cant keep up with both running, so i may as well go to bed and get some spacious sleep!! rock and roll :rolleyes: night all xx

scruffy96uk

Nite to all off to bed, Think I might be a loner tonite!!!