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***Halloween Weekend chat thread 31st October 2009***
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Now listen, serious question here.
Mrs P is out so I have to get my own lunch ( Elfen! Sound familiar?:D)
Do I make Cheese on Toast or,
put pile of Chocolate Crepes in the Microwave?:D stay wonky
:D
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Pepe - thank you for posting, that's pretty much what he's like!
Gonna go get local papers, I need to be out of here....it can't be doing me good. I know he loves me, but as I've told him, it's not enough as he never changes** Total debt: £6950.82 ± May NSDs 1/10 **** Fat Bum Shrinking: -7/56lbs **
**SPC 2012 #1498 -£152 and 1499 ***
I do it all because I'm scared.
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Easy....cheese on toast with the crepes for afters.YOUR = belonging to you (your coat); YOU'RE = you are (I hope you're ok)
really....it's not hard to understand :T0 -
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46... love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol
Simple really:D
:D stay wonky
:D
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Yayyyyy I can finally see Martin dressed as a pumpkin :TIs it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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right, i'm off for a bath before the rugby starts!!!!Cats don't have owners - they have staff!!DFW Long Hauler Supporter No 1500
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scaredy_cat wrote: »right, i'm off for a bath before the rugby starts!!!!
slouldnt you be having a bath AFTER the rugby?:D stay wonky
:D
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