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***Halloween Weekend chat thread 31st October 2009***

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  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    Shoe_Gal wrote: »
    Elfen - have posted on your thread too. You need to take care of you :A

    ...Me too:D;)
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • SuzySu
    SuzySu Posts: 3,478 Forumite
    pepe2008 wrote: »
    Tight nuts= good:D

    I'm sure Notty would agree with you there Pepe.... :D
    YOUR = belonging to you (your coat); YOU'RE = you are (I hope you're ok)

    really....it's not hard to understand :T
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    Now listen, serious question here.

    Mrs P is out so I have to get my own lunch ( Elfen! Sound familiar?:D)

    Do I make Cheese on Toast or,

    put pile of Chocolate Crepes in the Microwave?
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • elfen
    elfen Posts: 10,213 Forumite
    Pepe - thank you for posting, that's pretty much what he's like!

    Gonna go get local papers, I need to be out of here....it can't be doing me good. I know he loves me, but as I've told him, it's not enough as he never changes
    ** Total debt: £6950.82 ± May NSDs 1/10 **
    ** Fat Bum Shrinking: -7/56lbs **
    **SPC 2012 #1498 -£152 and 1499 ***
    I do it all because I'm scared.
  • SuzySu
    SuzySu Posts: 3,478 Forumite
    Easy....cheese on toast with the crepes for afters.
    YOUR = belonging to you (your coat); YOU'RE = you are (I hope you're ok)

    really....it's not hard to understand :T
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46... love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes







    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    download?mid=1%5f27113%5fADZy%2bFcAADCwSuoHSQIUpip9rrI&pid=5&fid=Inbox&inline=11. Show up naked

    2. Bring alcohol



    Simple really:D


    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Yayyyyy I can finally see Martin dressed as a pumpkin :T :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • scaredy_cat
    scaredy_cat Posts: 7,758 Forumite
    right, i'm off for a bath before the rugby starts!!!!
    Cats don't have owners - they have staff!! :D:p
    DFW Long Hauler Supporter No 150


  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    right, i'm off for a bath before the rugby starts!!!!

    slouldnt you be having a bath AFTER the rugby?
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • scaredy_cat
    scaredy_cat Posts: 7,758 Forumite
    pepe2008 wrote: »
    slouldnt you be having a bath AFTER the rugby?

    :( i wish......



    :A:D
    Cats don't have owners - they have staff!! :D:p
    DFW Long Hauler Supporter No 150


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