Daily Chat Monday 14th September - a new week of opportunities

LouiseJ

sallyx wrote: »

Sorry tmi but I can smell poo...its horrible and have no idea where its coming from yak!

Have you blown your nose on any random bits of toilet roll in the last few minutes?:rotfl::rotfl:

We are in the middle of farmers fields so are quite used to the smell of manure.

Has OH dropped a bomb?

LouiseJ

sallyx wrote: »

What...that is carp Lou. How about the fact that you have done many good things and Karma is paying you back by finding that £40

They are both just winding me up.......but they do have a point:eek:

sallyx

ahhhh hang on we ran through cow fields at run club...off to check trainers in downstairs toilet!

LouiseJ

sallyx wrote: »

ahhhh hang on we ran through cow fields at run club...off to check trainers in downstairs toilet!

I now can imagine Sal picking up shiity trainers and giving them a sniff:rotfl::rotfl:

Burlesque_Babe

scaredy_cat wrote: »

behind the sofa?

I reckon there's a tale to be told here........:rotfl:

(Land_of)_Maz

evening all -

tell me, what is wrong with this scenario......

earlier this pm -

GM - chum staying at mine tonight, gonna watch football....... (Maz assumes this is his wayof saying, so am not coming out to play tonight)

Maz -that'll be nice, do you good to chill out and catch up. will just chill out myself i think

GM - well i thought i might come over anyway...

Maz - oh well that'd be nice, but see how you feel. Don't promise anything.

GM - oh but i do promise, cause i really want to see you....

So erin is in bed asleep by 9pm.

Maz - coast is clear, erin is sound asleep.. come over whenever...

GM- almost asleep myself here too....

Maz - listen if you are tired then give it a miss, i really won't mind (****blatant lie alert****)

GM - by phone - chit chat, so tired, come over tomorrow etc etc.sure you don't mind, i did promise

Maz - more blatant lies and no, no of course not. knew you wouldn't be awake etc etc

conversation ends...

phone across the room...... why do us women say one thing but mean something completely different....!!?!?!? why did i offer him a get out... ?!
Why am i p1ssed off with him? it's me who started it....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sallyx

LouiseJ wrote: »

I now can imagine Sal picking up shiity trainers and giving them a sniff:rotfl::rotfl:

Thats exactly what I did :rotfl::eek: But nope not them...concluded it must be outside (even though Ive opened the door and it doesn't smell :rolleyes:)

scaredy_cat

did you check dd's clothes, if they are lieing about?

sallyx

Oh Maz...I would probably have said exactly the same thing

Snaggles

Maz, I don't get it, but sadly I would have done the same. Are we so scared of being clingy that we are now afraid to show we care when they let us down?