MSE Parents Club Part 6

Sami_Bee

tiamai_d wrote: »

press your thumb against the base of his disco stick (lady gaga) no emissions, or should that be secretions? emissions is usually gas, and I'd be worried about that....

:eek: definitely secretions! :rotfl:


anywaaaayy.... The boys ironing is likely ruined :rolleyes: I forgot it was in the boot of the car and when I realised OH refused to move his van so I could get it!

searching_me

carlamagee wrote: »

fizzy....???? im intrigued.

i really have started some conversation tonight!!!!!! lol:rotfl:

well anythin really just not to bubbly but fizzy wine is the best just a small mouth full .. coke is to fozzy burns alittle for both parties ........... hmmmm .... im giving lessons now :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:x

tiamai_d

Sami_Bee wrote: »

so you are dominator's then....
..I'm not

:lipsrseal

*mmmnnnn hhhh mmmm shhhhsshhhh sssss*

searching_me

tiamai_d wrote: »

hmmm.. maybe, but then this is how we all became parents in the first place?

I need a cold shower tbh, my mind is in the gutter.

when is your mind not :rotfl::rotfl:x

SugarSpun

money_maker wrote: »

Right anyone think we have possibly strayed a bit far from the parent and MSE aspect of this thread ???

No - contraception is totally MSE.

I prefer receiving but will give on occasion. Although I ended up with stretchmarks in the undercarriage so I'm a bit selfconscious.

money_maker_3

tiamai_d wrote: »

press your thumb against the base of his disco stick (lady gaga) no emissions, or should that be secretions? emissions is usually gas, and I'd be worried about that....

:eek::eek::rotfl:

Sami_Bee

SugarSpun wrote: »

No - contraception is totally MSE.

I prefer receiving but will give on occasion. Although I ended up with stretchmarks in the undercarriage so I'm a bit selfconscious.

I've got a varicose vain there OH not fussed, I'm far to busy thinking of something else when it's in his line of sight :rotfl:

lil_miss_06

Krystaltips wrote: »

Lil Miss... Start by putting the kettle on, making yourself a nice cuppa... Then sitting back down again... You just had a baby woman, have a rest

Thanks for the prediction Sami, I'll let you know later if you were right...

Thanks krystal....i took your advice,,and i caught up on some sleep today too,,,but i think i will be up till about 1am now tho

SugarSpun

Sami_Bee wrote: »

I've got a varicose vain there OH not fussed, I'm far to busy thinking of something else when it's in his line of sight :rotfl:

Hopefully I will get over it. I should; he peeked over the curtain during the section and looked at my insides... surely some skin damage shouldn't bother him.

SeptemberBaby_2

Sami, you have an iPod Touch don't you? Any good? Pretty sure DH has got me one for my b'day.

xx