Notice to newcomers - part 5

Numpty_Monkey

Hi GJ not doing to bad cheers mate:beer:

Nargleblast

Good afternoon all, time to get the roast beef in the oven.

Horace

Afternoon all - had rude awakening at 8am this morning..the phone ringing..it was a wrong number:mad: Went back to bed and got up at 11am:eek: Need to go to tatco to buy loo roll:rolleyes:

Numpty_Monkey

Hopeyou got the paper fodder H:T

I think the numpty has struck again:think:
I'm meant to go to a class :rolleyes: tommorrow, swaped my dates and stuff;)
I forgot to note the time:doh:
is it am or pm:o:o

Numpty_Monkey

I've just realised something:eek:
:o
I don't own a tie:eek::eek::eek:

Numpty_Monkey

An hour and a half since the last bump, and we are still on page 1:D:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

How do you iron a shirt

Nargleblast

Collar, yoke, sleeves, fronts then back. Alternatively say "Sod this for a game of soldiers" and wear a dress instead.

Numpty_Monkey

Nargleblast wrote: »

Collar, yoke, sleeves, fronts then back. Alternatively say "Sod this for a game of soldiers" and wear a dress instead.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I would look lovely in a dress:eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl:
with my little hairy monkey legs hanging out of the bottom:D

Nargleblast

The mind boggles........I would say "where does a monkey keep its nuts in a dress?" but people might take that the wrong way so being the refined creature wot I am I will say instead Good night one and all and have a good day tomorrow!

Numpty_Monkey

Ain't that what a sporran is for:eek::p