Notice to newcomers - part 5

solventsoon

*MF* wrote: »

Morning everyone ...

Would Horace get any sleep if we all moved into flats near her ... what with all the continuous bumps that we generate all day every day? :eek:

Don't think so MF, with the bumps and the confused smiley banging his head all day I think we'd generate more noise than Numpty's builders..

Morning all, back later, got to work this morning :(

Nargleblast

Good morning Numpty, MF, Solvent and any other lurking bods .....I think Horace would be so busy building up her business empire that she would not notice all the bumping going on in the neighbouring flats....perhaps we should all get together in Horace's building for a mega bump party.......never mind Horace, at least we would not stink the place out with waccy baccy or tom cat piddle!
Have a good day everyone.

*MF*

Page 2 .... bump, up we go!

Horace

Afternoon all..

Got woken at 2am by a drunken troll ringing me (I heard muffled ringing from under a ton of pillows but ignored it). Friend (who as soon as she returns my earrings that she borrowed last year is going to find herself friendless:mad:) sent me a text this morning to say that she had gone oop north to finish a university assignment and wouldnt be meeting up for shopping and lunch today, so had to cancel booking at posh restaurant in selfridges and am staying home. I hate the fact that she has started doing this again - she went through a phase of this a couple of years ago, we'd arrange to meet at a country pub and I would drive out there (often 25-50 miles) and sit there on the carpark waiting for her as pre-arranged and sometimes she would refuse to answer her phone or she would say that she was busy doing something else:mad: I can't my head around why on earth she would want to go oop north to do the assignment in the first place?

No stinky winkies going on here today:j

Numpty_Monkey

:eek::eek::eek:

H, that is no friend:mad:
Is she anywhere up near me for her assignment "rolleyes"

I can always go round and ask for your earings if she is:A

Nargleblast

Some "friends" you can do without, Horace. Do you think she is avoiding you, knowing full well you want your earrings back? Have you asked her for them, saying you want them for a do you are going to?

solventsoon

Nargleblast wrote: »

Some "friends" you can do without, Horace. Do you think she is avoiding you, knowing full well you want your earrings back? Have you asked her for them, saying you want them for a do you are going to?

I think you've hit the nail on the head Nargle....

Sorry about the missed shopping and lunch trip Horace, that's not a nice way to treat a friend:(.

Nargle - I've just been reading something about chickens at a local NT place we have near here - just wondering how your ladies are?

Hope everyone else is well and having a good day.

Nargleblast

Our feathered ladies both produced eggs today, Solvent, I am still waiting for them to start moulting and for egg production to cease, but it hasn't happened yet.

PennyPinchingPrincess

Back to the top bump

Nargleblast

And another bump from me.