Notice to newcomers - part 5

Tixy

fermi wrote: »

Right then..............



Then "select all", then "delete".

Soon have you back down below 10K.

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Numpty_Monkey

You wouldn't:eek::eek::eek:
If you did i'd just go

Numpty_Monkey

Tixy wrote: »

NM

Maybe you could sort out a pre-recorded message ready to play to Merlin once they call....

NM is not able to take your call at this moment, as a reminder Mr Monkey has specifically requested all communication with him is in writing and your call today is in breach of this request. Mr Monkey will be reporting you for this continued harrasment.
As previously detailed Mr Monkey is currently making the repayments he can afford and can not afford to increase his monthly repayments as he is currently on benefits, which as you will be aware the government provides for basic living expenditure which do not include unsecured debt repayments. Mr Monkey is unable and unwilling to make any one off repayments against this debt as this would be unfair on his other creditors. Mr Monkey will not be bullied into taking action which would jeopadise his agreements with these other creditos.
Mr Monkey will be hanging up now please do not call again and please do not have a nice day.

:T:T:T:T
Ned to get a posh voice for that:o

Horace

Ohhh Paddington & Marmalade..yum.

Had to laugh earlier..I was on the bbc news website and read something about a doddery old chap of 80 (with slight senile dementia) going to the shops to buy a paper and he ended up driving for several hours and ended up in Melbourne..he approached someone to say that he was lost and when questioned by a policeman as to why he didnt stop before..the old chap said that he liked driving, it was then suggested that he get a satnav and his reply "why do I want one of them? I won't get lost then and that's no fun" or words to that effect:rotfl:

The threads on the employment board are getting rather long..mainly it is down to MSE79 giving duff advice - he is the sort of person that gullible folks would believe. I figure that I am on his ignore list as he no longer responds to me after I put him straight on a few things - his answer to everything is throw a sickie or go on strike:rolleyes:

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

Ohhh Paddington & Marmalade..yum.

Had to laugh earlier..I was on the bbc news website and read something about a doddery old chap of 80 (with slight senile dementia) going to the shops to buy a paper and he ended up driving for several hours and ended up in Melbourne..he approached someone to say that he was lost and when questioned by a policeman as to why he didnt stop before..the old chap said that he liked driving, it was then suggested that he get a satnav and his reply "why do I want one of them? I won't get lost then and that's no fun" or words to that effect:rotfl:

The threads on the employment board are getting rather long..mainly it is down to MSE79 giving duff advice - he is the sort of person that gullible folks would believe. I figure that I am on his ignore list as he no longer responds to me after I put him straight on a few things - his answer to everything is throw a sickie or go on strike:rolleyes:

Was that me:p

Tixy

QUICK BUMP before......


......Oh no -I feel the lure of the debenhams sale......

solventsoon

Now, now children - play nicely and stop being like those nasty trolls!!!!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope everyone is well this evening

Numpty - people tell me I've got quite a posh voice (dunno where it's come from), I'll do your recording for you...

Bye for now.

Numpty_Monkey

solventsoon wrote: »

Now, now children - play nicely and stop being like those nasty trolls!!!!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope everyone is well this evening

Numpty - people tell me I've got quite a posh voice (dunno where it's come from), I'll do your recording for you...

Bye for now.

You'll do:j:rotfl::cool::cool:

Numpty_Monkey

A quick bump

solventsoon

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

You'll do:j:rotfl::cool::cool:

Oy Mr Numpty - "you'll do" - that's not very nice..... There I was all prepared to do a nice posh recording for you....
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope everyone is well this evening