A Payment A Day Part 5

Greenbynature

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it
is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when
he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies,

"Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you tart, I'm married!

Broken furniture £85.26
Hot Breakfast £4.20
Red Rose bud £3.00
Two Aspirins £0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

Silaqui

Love it Green! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Greenbynature

Morning all

I see I'm not the only [STRIKE]idiot[/STRIKE] person to be up at silly o'clock on a weekend!!! :eek: I've been up since 6.45:mad: thanks to Millie! On the bright side I suppose I've got 2nd load of washing on! Oh and Millie is now fast asleep
Sold a book on greenmetropolis but as my printer has decided not to work I've had to write everything out by hand (lol) to send the book off!!


Pad today is £1 to ISA and £3 to cap1 cc

£4

angelicmary85

Morning All!

Another £7.00 for me please Jo!

Hope you all have a fab day! x

LondonAndy

flying_fresian wrote: »

Clicky for festive fling!

Gutted, off to Brussels that weekend for a stag do. Maybe I can get Euro to pop over to Belgium and have a drinkie so we'll be there in Spirit?

boysma wrote: »

Welcome back Andy - glad you had a good holiday, would you recommend Turkey? Have never been myself.

Catch you later:A

Yep, its very good. Very warm and friendly people. Nice and sunny hot and also an MSE destination! :money: Cheap beer and food and haggle to your hearts content when shopping there.

macgirl

LondonAndy wrote: »

I've been to Yoga, only once with my friend Vicky. I don't think I will ever be alllowed back as Vicky farted twice (she was very relaxed!) and I had to leave under pretence of toilet break cos I was cracking up so much. :rotfl::rotfl:

Up stoopid early, still on Turkey time. So a PAD of £34.60 please JoJo.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Yes, "Wind Release" (as they call it in the trade) IS a common feature!:D

Turkey Time??!!! Have you got Jetlag on an hour's time difference? Bless ya!:rotfl::D:rolleyes:

Thisisforthekids

Hi all,

Thanks for the congrats!!.

Well im back on the Pad wagon today, £5.92 to the barclaycard.

Oscar is doing so well, he is being only breastfed and sleeping 4 hourly through the night already and he is so content even when he is awake he just lies there looking around.:D.

My first son was so demanding but I think its got a lot to do with us flapping around him all the time like headless chickens.:D.

I hope Oscar is not giving us a false sense of security and in a couple of weeks he is screaming at 1am keeping up people like Paul.:o.

Have a good day all, I know I will.

macgirl

:T:T:T Great total yesterday! :T:T:T
Not long now Jo - thanks again!!

Hopeful1

Hi all!

Welcome back from your holibobs Andy, glad you had a good time. Will you be going to your new job on Monday?

Welcome to all the new members to the thread - you'll have a good time here Welcome back to returners inc mummy2mygirls.

TIFTK - that's great to hear Oscar's sleeping so well. My 1st son didn't start sleeping through til he was 2, so i've ordered a sleeper this time around!!!

£200 HFC
£50 Egg
£4 Savings

TOTAL PaD £254 ty FB for sterling work on the totals xxx

dankosheemo

:hello: Hey everyone!

WoOo for the weekend!

57.89 GBP for me today please Jo! I've been catching up with the accounts rounding down, throwing extra payments where I can etc. I HATE seeing the interest wack on but I have a student OD to help bat them down :rotfl: :rotfl:

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy TIFTK! :j

Welcome back Andy! Hope you had a brill holiday an didn't miss the farmin' too much? :rotfl:

Off to Liverpool later this morning to see a Polish school. I've been asked to teach there on a Saturday so trying to brush up on my Polish skills! I think if I can join in with the LO's they can teach me :rotfl: And then, LOTS of uni work to crack on with this weekend whilst OH's away! There's plenty of vino here if anyone fancies it?? :rotfl:

Have a great weekend everyone and catch y'all later...
xx