LMAO new take on Nigerian scammers...

dacouch

carol49cat wrote: »

Not quite! The 3rd Infantry Division has its own website and I copied it to their contact email address, suggesting they might like to investigate as it does their reputation no good.

You have probably earned (Staff Sgt) David Bruce a court martial now, the poor bloke was just trying to liberate some cash from Iraq. Its not a lot of difference from George W Bush liberating their oil sorry I should have said people

MoonRose77

I know this is not quite in the same vain as the others but who wouldn't want to get compensated for not being 419 scammed

SIR/MADAM,


SCAMMED VICTIM/ $300,000 BENEFICIARIES.
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: SIB/02354 $300,000 USD.


This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations through the Central Bank Of Nigeria to pay 150 Nigerian 419 scam victims $300,000 USD (Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $300,000 USD (Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) compensations funds.On this faithful recommendations,i want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings , it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to retain the good image of the country, the President of the country is now paying 150 victims of this operators $300,000 USD (Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the pa
yments are to be paid by Central


According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been paid,half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 36 left to be paid the compensations of $300,000 USD (Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) each. Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested in Lagos, Nigeria as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever as our security agents is already on trace of the criminal. So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.

You can receive your compensations payments via any of this options you Choose, either by BANK DRAFT/CHEQUE PAYMENTS or ATM CARD,I shall feed you with further modalities as soon as I hear from you.

You are to contact our Global Service Director immediately on his direct telephone number below and foward the following informations to him:


1. FULL NAME
2. CONTACT ADDRESS
3. DIRECT CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER
4. OCCUPATION
5. AGE/SEX


Send a copy of your response to the official incharge of the your payment through his email address below and call him:


NAME: BABANGIDA CECIL.

Email: [EMAIL="babangidacecil@5fm.za.com"]babangidacecil@5fm.za.com[/EMAIL]
Position: Director Service/ Remittance
Bank : Standard Investment Bankers Nig LTD
Tel: : +2348054035157

SCAMMED VICTIM/REF/PAYMENTS CODE: SIB/02354 $300,000 USD.



Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Babangida Cecil

NotQuiteNorbert

Had to laugh at the email that's just landed in my spam box.. not a Nigerian scam one, but thought I'd stick it here anyway.. Was the subject line that made me laugh more than anything.. I've not altered it by the way..

Subject: Penls enlargement scam

WOW...I couldn't believe the increase in the size of my husband's malepart only after a few short months. Now he really satifies me like never before..thanks DRMaxman!!

FREETRIALBOTTLE

Thats right guys. Now you can too please her like never before with a 30day supply.

Ship Me Mine Now






*All that is required is you cover the small shipping and handling fee.

Dr.Rock

Tell him you'll send your friends Kelly, Crap Game, Oddball and Big Joe in to help him move them money out!