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Updated Printable Money off Coupons & Policies Thread 8 (and chat)

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  • moyilla
    moyilla Posts: 1,834 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Hello everyone,

    Hope you are all well. Had a fab shop today, managed to use some of my DM coupons. No beeps!!!

    Thank you to PC for continuing to keep going with the thread, you are doing a fab job xx
  • mrs_angry
    mrs_angry Posts: 608 Forumite
    edited 9 September 2009 at 9:34PM
    good evening peeps, can someone tell me what a till split is? keep hearing this phrase and :confused:

    i might be being bit thick, had a very bad day today:mad::mad::mad:

    ps: was being thick, had it confirmed by mad:o
  • madmuppet5
    madmuppet5 Posts: 5,575 Forumite
    :mad:


    Oh dear Mad, no lady in your life to do your ironing? Or is Tilly being sexist? :D

    I'll put me board up, do mine too and think of you Sweetie;)

    Tilly had a bad day today, travelled further a field to our large T's and got well and truely trouted!

    She was so miserable and ugly!:mad: Infact if I new who her mother was I would slap her for giving birth to such an ugly baby! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Tilly in a very bad mood, I had to pay thirty quid for shopping, OMG:eek: I haven't done that for months!

    By the way Mad just out of curiosity, how old are you????:D

    Tilly x

    Mad is the only one that can get his ironing correct :cool:
    AKA; Mad, MM, MM5, Madicles :cool: ©
    Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark :p©
    Elite 11+ fundraising total for Make-a-Wish £682 :j:A
  • Coupon_Tilly
    Coupon_Tilly Posts: 140 Forumite
    edited 9 September 2009 at 9:13PM
    mrs_angry wrote: »
    good evening peeps, can someone tell me what a till split is? keep hearing this phrase and :confused:

    i might be being bit thick, had a very bad day today:mad::mad::mad:


    :D Good evening Mrs Angry, a till split is when these stupid, thick people buy lots of shopping, split it onto a small amout, put one of thoses dividers across and give one lot of coupons in. They may have four or five dividers but it is all their shopping and they just keep giving one lot of coupons for each amout of shopping. Tilly thinks other pepole may be able to explain better than that.

    The offshot is, this is COUPON ABUSE, well in Tilly's world anyway. This is one of the silly tricks that puts our known and loved policy at risk!:D

    Hope this helps and hope your feeling better soon. If not I have a small amount of diazapam available.

    Tillyxx
  • madmuppet5 wrote: »
    Mad is the only one that can get his ironing correct :cool:


    :D Tilly should have known that would have been Mad's answer!:D

    But Tilly wishes to know if there is a little lady in Mad's life and how old Mad is!

    Was swanne right and you are 32?
  • madmuppet5
    madmuppet5 Posts: 5,575 Forumite
    mrs_angry wrote: »
    good evening peeps, can someone tell me what a till split is? keep hearing this phrase and :confused:

    i might be being bit thick, had a very bad day today:mad::mad::mad:
    I'd love to split a till.......half for Mad and half for T's:D
    I think you mean a till spit Mrs A, it refers to an end of transaction where the customer receives a discount voucher (with ya receipt) for a future purchase i.e. £5 off Stella like what Mad had tonight hic :beer:hic :T:T:T
    AKA; Mad, MM, MM5, Madicles :cool: ©
    Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark :p©
    Elite 11+ fundraising total for Make-a-Wish £682 :j:A
  • madmuppet5
    madmuppet5 Posts: 5,575 Forumite
    :D Good evening Mrs Angry, a till split is when these stupid, thick people buy lots of shopping, split it onto a small amout, put one of thoses dividers across and give one lot of coupons in. They may have four or five dividers but it is all their shopping and they just keep giving one lot of coupons for each amout of shopping. Tilly thinks other pepole may be able to explain better than that.

    The offshot is, this is COUPON ABUSE, well in Tilly's world anyway. This is one of the silly tricks that puts our know and loved policy at risk!:D

    Hope this helps and hope your feeling better soon. If not I have a small amount of diazapam available.

    Tillyxx

    Noooooo! That's what Mad does:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Except I move my hand in a choppimg motion and say to me fav SA.....you know how we're going :T:T:T:T
    AKA; Mad, MM, MM5, Madicles :cool: ©
    Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark :p©
    Elite 11+ fundraising total for Make-a-Wish £682 :j:A
  • madmuppet5
    madmuppet5 Posts: 5,575 Forumite
    :D Tilly should have known that would have been Mad's answer!:D

    But Tilly wishes to know if there is a little lady in Mad's life and how old Mad is!

    Was swanne right and you are 32?

    ha! some stalker you are :D
    AKA; Mad, MM, MM5, Madicles :cool: ©
    Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark :p©
    Elite 11+ fundraising total for Make-a-Wish £682 :j:A
  • mrs_angry
    mrs_angry Posts: 608 Forumite
    edited 9 September 2009 at 9:43PM
    madmuppet5 wrote: »
    I'd love to split a till.......half for Mad and half for T's:D
    I think you mean a till spit Mrs A, it refers to an end of transaction where the customer receives a discount voucher (with ya receipt) for a future purchase i.e. £5 off Stella like what Mad had tonight hic :beer:hic :T:T:T

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: OMG its official i am thick (well today anyway) thanks for that mad:p:pyes thats exactly what i meant,:o my eyes are much worse than i thought:otold ya ive had a bad day;)
  • swannee_D wrote: »
    Mad is 32 but only looks 29....:rotfl:

    He told me he was older than that, I think he tells everyone what he thinks they want to hear:rotfl:.Well I'm going to take pics of him at the GFS and sell them to you love sick girlees (and boys?:o) for thousands of £'s in MOC's.
    AKA: PC

    ...
    Rest in Peace Fred the Maddest Muppet in Heaven :heart:
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