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  • scaredy_cat
    scaredy_cat Posts: 7,758 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    Me neither its like Lassie licking your earhole...........

    Nibbling is OK

    yeah, gently on the lobe then working their way down your neck to where it joins your shoulder...:drool:.. then gentle nips along the shoulder.........
    Cats don't have owners - they have staff!! :D:p
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    becky_rtw wrote: »
    Me too doomy but I'm a woman so I reckon I'm good at everything (which of course I am :p)

    I'm a bloke - crap at everything - you do it... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    :rotfl:
    Snaggles wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



    and



    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Have you been there? There is a fetish room and I can tell you I cannot look at cocker spaniels or goats in the same way:eek::rotfl:
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,737 Forumite
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    Snaggles wrote: »
    OMG!!! The guy I hid in the toilet from left me with a very sore mouth from being a bit too forceful (yuk) but I've never actually been bruised!!

    wasn't enjoying the kissing much so I left in a hurry but woke up the next morning and when I looked in the mirror I thought I'd been drinking red wine or something and was a bit confused then I realised it was bruising! never, ever again - he had lovely eyes though...
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  • bookseller1980
    bookseller1980 Posts: 7,924 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    No..it snot nice...

    Sputum is worse. I can remember inspecting the little pots to see what colour it was.:eek:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    :rotfl:

    Have you been there? There is a fetish room and I can tell you I cannot look at cocker spaniels or goats in the same way:eek::rotfl:

    Called cocker for a reason I guess...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    :rotfl:

    Have you been there? There is a fetish room and I can tell you I cannot look at cocker spaniels or goats in the same way:eek::rotfl:

    :eek: No, never....but am currently avoiding anything vaguely Dutch after the little incident the other week when I got dumped by the Dutch guy who only wanted one thing. :mad:

    I'm not bitter! :D
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    bookseller1980 wrote: »
    Sputum is worse. I can remember inspecting the little pots to see what colour it was.:eek:

    Against little Dulux colour charts: "Ocean Blue", "Corn Yellow"... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    wasn't enjoying the kissing much so I left in a hurry but woke up the next morning and when I looked in the mirror I thought I'd been drinking red wine or something and was a bit confused then I realised it was bruising! never, ever again - he had lovely eyes though...

    I remember bruising my own mouth once as I sucked a glass to my face all the way through The Fall Guy (I was only about 10):rotfl:
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
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    Do you think I am too old to train to be a Femme Fatale ? :rotfl:

    Gawd I have lead such a sheltered life :o
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
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