*^*^* Friday 3rd July - Daily Chat...No Sanity Required *^*^*

ZTD

sammy115 wrote: »

Do you think Spud is snogging tonight....:T

That'll be a distant memory for her too. At least 1959. And it's now 2252...

bookseller1980

Ellidee wrote: »

Bookie you are NOT wallowing or drama queening. Hope we have diverted you and made you smile. I only mentioned PG cos I thought you might be interested.

I'm more into the blood and gore genre. Love a good murder.

LouiseJ

Gemmzie wrote: »

I was at a local theme park with a group of friends, we were drunk (a recurring theme, oh dear...) and the guy I liked had been flirting all day. So we all went on this upside-down ride and I sat with another guy friend and went on three times in a row. I got off and then guy I liked was flirting and kissed me.
Problem was, he'd only ridden the upside-down ride once and was then sick, so I realised this _pale_ (use your imagination how...) and nearly threw up right then . Thankfully I didn't, but I did go off to the loos and swallow half a pack of polos.

I've just realised those two stories totally identify me to anyone who may know me and lurk :rotfl::o

Bleugh.......

I was once at a local fair watching my 2 boys on the ferris wheel when I was showered with blue candy floss sick from a girl at the top of the ride..........I screamed like mad and did a funny little !!!!!! someone has been sick on me dance.

It was not funny..............OH nearly poo'd himself laughing.

bookseller1980

Snaggles wrote: »

Ewww, men who can't kiss are such a turn off. The MAJOR mistake they make is to kiss too fast and too hard - that's for the absolute heights of passion only, as far as I'm concerned.

The more soft and gentle you start, the nicer it feels and the more of a tease it is. The gradual build up is the best bit!!!

Start at 90 mph, and you've nowhere to go!

We'll get reported to abuse at this rate!

Glad I came back. Thanks everybody. x

Ellidee

bookseller1980 wrote: »

I'm more into the blood and gore genre. Love a good murder.

Especially if the victim snores :rotfl:

LouiseJ

whatatwit wrote: »

TMI :eek:

Mine's 49, lack of head hair, surplus of body hair. Moults everywhere.
Still a good kisser though .

Still sure he reads this though...since I mentioned the frying pan, he has behaved.

I meant in the kissing department :A:A:A

*dont know what you were thinking of ?*

becky_rtw

LouiseJ wrote: »

Bleugh.......

I was once at a local fair watching my 2 boys on the ferris wheel when I was showered with blue candy floss sick from a girl at the top of the ride..........I screamed like mad and did a funny little !!!!!! someone has been sick on me dance.

It was not funny..............OH nearly poo'd himself laughing.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Sorry cant stop laughing now :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
That has really tickled me...

skint_spice

Snaggles wrote: »

Ewww, men who can't kiss are such a turn off. The MAJOR mistake they make is to kiss too fast and too hard - that's for the absolute heights of passion only, as far as I'm concerned.

I ended up bruised once! and yes we are still talking about snogging only here - really put me off anything else with the bloke!

Snaggles

bookseller1980 wrote: »

He always had the remote too:mad:

bookseller1980 wrote: »

Love a good murder.

Bit harsh.....but hey, it's cheaper than divorce... :rotfl:


(Would it be tasteless to say 'At least you would be certain of having somewhere to live for the next 25 years too'??)

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

I ended up bruised once! and yes we are still talking about snogging only here - really put me off anything else with the bloke!

Bruised!? What was he doing? I have accidently banged my head once or twice...