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  • Gemmzie
    Gemmzie Posts: 14,876 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    Bleugh.......

    I was once at a local fair watching my 2 boys on the ferris wheel when I was showered with blue candy floss sick from a girl at the top of the ride..........I screamed like mad and did a funny little !!!!!! someone has been sick on me dance.

    It was not funny..............OH nearly poo'd himself laughing.

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    I do hate sick and poo, gawd knows how I'll ever deal with children!
    No longer using this account for new posts from 2013
  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    ZTD wrote: »
    Bruised!? What was he doing? I have accidently banged my head once or twice...

    Think maybe Skinty means a bruised mouth ?
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    I ended up bruised once! and yes we are still talking about snogging only here - really put me off anything else with the bloke!

    OMG!!! The guy I hid in the toilet from left me with a very sore mouth from being a bit too forceful (yuk) but I've never actually been bruised!!
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • bookseller1980
    bookseller1980 Posts: 7,924 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Bit harsh.....but hey, it's cheaper than divorce... :rotfl:


    (Would it be tasteless to say 'At least you would be certain of having somewhere to live for the next 25 years too'??) :o:D

    Still paying for the divorce. Boy, did I have to fight. Barrister was the only winner.
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    Gemmzie wrote: »
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    I do hate sick and poo, gawd knows how I'll ever deal with children!

    i can cope with either of them (OK not in the Amsterdam Sex museum way) but I cannot deal with snot................gak
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Gemmzie wrote: »
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    I do hate sick and poo, gawd knows how I'll ever deal with children!

    Because you'll go all gooey over them. That's one of the functions of pregancy. Blokes on the otherhand, just have to grin and bear it...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • scaredy_cat
    scaredy_cat Posts: 7,758 Forumite
    i hate it when they stick or try to their tongue in my ear........ under the missaprehension that it's a turn on
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Cats don't have owners - they have staff!! :D:p
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  • Doomcow
    Doomcow Posts: 1,729 Forumite
    ya know...

    i reckon im a good kisser.. :)
    Mr & Mrs Doomcow Wedding Fund: £10200/£18000 (by 04/2012) (spent £2000)
    meiow meiow purr meep merp purr urble purrup :)

    requires further financing
  • Gemmzie
    Gemmzie Posts: 14,876 Forumite
    Bruises, nope. Bleeding, yes...

    I really should give up on men.

    Oh another drunk story, the other week I ended up kissing... my ex's younger brother :o
    No longer using this account for new posts from 2013
  • bookseller1980
    bookseller1980 Posts: 7,924 Forumite
    Gemmzie wrote: »
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    I do hate sick and poo, gawd knows how I'll ever deal with children!

    I do sick and poo and bodies really well.
    Sad *** me.
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