Skint Spice's journey to being less skinty and more spicy

skint_spice

Isn't it amazing how much you can achieve in a short time when you eventually get started... Living room, hall, stairs & bathroom sorted time for gym now!

elantan

What ... Did ya never " inhale" a joint wi a guy and he turned to you and said " good sh1 t " or if it was grass " heavy sh1 t" or if you were telling him something bad about your day it was " oh man that's bad sh1 t"

Was it just me that went out with Neanderthals ?

Glad you got some things achieved today

elantan

I think the phone swapping numbers will need to happen sooner rather than later,

So we can catch up its been too long

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

Thank you both, it's just been a bit of a tough week - dad poorly and needs op and it would just have been nice to have someone give me a hug and reassure me,

Aww... :grouphug:

skint_spice wrote: »

DS fab for hugs but don't want him to know how serious it is so being upbeat about it all to him.

Why not be upbeat? It's not in your hands, so be upbeat for you too. If being miserable changed things for the better then we might allow you to indulge yourself.

But it doesn't, so we won't.

skint_spice wrote: »

I know in my head ex is not a good idea and I'm better off without him but sometimes...

Sometimes I'd like someone, but the whole thing behind that is that the price is too high. You'll have to tough it out until Mr Right comes along. The advantage of not being with someone, is that Mr Right doesn't just breeze on by.

skint_spice wrote: »

Bowel movements you say El ? Jings can hardly wait to date again then...:rotfl:

Whatever you're into...

skint_spice wrote: »

As you say lots of running before next weekend Z, have been doing lots despite the weather (it is winter in Scotland after all)

Is there any other season there? I've only ever seen midge winter and snowy winter in Scotland.

skint_spice wrote: »

but today shall be gym and maybe a wee bit of pampering in the sauna/jacuzzi after;)

Go for it!

ZTD

elantan wrote: »

Sorry it's a bit pants without the ex ... I could attempt to chat you up if you fancy ? Not done it for over 25 years but surely things havn't changed that much ?

These days you have to send your best lines onto Facebook.

elantan wrote: »

You still talk about the importance of good bowel movements on a first date ... Right ?

Not at all. You go to an Indian where such words are not needed.

elantan wrote: »

See its like riding a bike

It's exactly like riding a bike. Tiring, lots of wind, and if you get something wrong, or forget something important, you end up with a sharp pain in the arrse or getting flattened...

elantan wrote: »

That was the chat up lines I remember from my yooooofff

Have you forgotton your classic: "Get your coat love, you've pulled." ?

skint_spice wrote: »

I don't think anyone has ever wooed me with bowel talk but I'm getting on a bit now so it'll probably be that, prostate problems

If you ever come to me and talk about your prostate problems, you'll see me do a double double-take.

Which apparently is quite amusing. To others.

skint_spice wrote: »

and back pain now... single is sounding better by the minute

Easy persuaded...

skint_spice wrote: »

Thanks, op won't be til new year now so trying not to stress, I think the fact he's always been so healthy and fit makes it worse.

It makes it worse for him. My Dad has been extremely healthy all his life, which makes it extremely hard for him to adapt to his current problems. The rest of the family who don't have that rude health, are all a bit 'meh' about it...

elantan wrote: »

What ... Did ya never " inhale" a joint wi a guy

I once had an elbow up my nose in rugby. Does that count?

elantan wrote: »

Was it just me that went out with Neanderthals ?

They had to die out somehow...

elantan

Z as always you make me smile I miss ya xxx

ZTD

elantan wrote: »

Z as always you make me smile I miss ya xxx

I know - I hear the whistling. That'll teach you to buy a cheap rifle.

skint_spice

oh dear, have done 9 out of 17 items on my list maybe it's too big a list?

Went for a swim and sauna and there was me and a bloke in the steam room who kept burping:mad:! Strewth:mad:! He left eventually but come on...

Bought a few wee bits n bobs for christmas and remembered to buy a belt cos my jeans keep falling down:o!

Email sent El!

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

oh dear, have done 9 out of 17 items on my list maybe it's too big a list?

If it doesn't need doing, then it shouldn't be on. If it does, then it should. The actual size isn't under your direct control.

skint_spice wrote: »

Went for a swim and sauna and there was me and a bloke in the steam room who kept burping:mad:! Strewth:mad:! He left eventually but come on...

Perhaps he was expecting you to leave? Just be thankful he didn't bring his lighter...

skint_spice wrote: »

Bought a few wee bits n bobs for christmas and remembered to buy a belt cos my jeans keep falling down:o!

Can be embarrassing. Or smooth. Depends on the context...

skint_spice

ZTD wrote: »

If it doesn't need doing, then it shouldn't be on. If it does, then it should. The actual size isn't under your direct control.

I think realistically there are only so many hours in the weekend... so three tasks now moved to tuesday when I have a day off

ZTD wrote: »

Perhaps he was expecting you to leave? Just be thankful he didn't bring his lighter...

It was quite quiet so if he wanted the room to himself he just needed to wait five minutes, some men though have weird standards of acceptability - you are supposed to wipe down the gym machines after using them (fair enough as they are drenched in your sweat), the other day an old guy got the paper towel and wiped his sweaty brow with it THEN wiped the machine...:mad:

ZTD wrote: »

Can be embarrassing. Or smooth. Depends on the context...

They don't fall to the ground as they are skinnies but just uncomfortable and builders bum issues:o:p