The Compers Inn - Part 21

princessmoneysaver

Let's see if this works, too all my friends on here

Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!'

To the Girls !!



Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-




Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)




The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-




I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-







Old age ain't no place for sissies .
-Bette Davis-





Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.


- Caryn Leschen -




If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-





I'm not going to vacuum til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-




Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
- Maryon Pearson-




Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-



Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.

When life hands you lemons,

ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!

princessmoneysaver

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fire**fly

Al_Mac wrote: »

Alan & Hazel same person? Discuss

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=1788123

hmmm, could be

ikkle87

Take That Group One:
Ikkle87
BMN
Flickering Ember
KittyCatty
Velvet Glove

We need one more member, to choose who is going to be captain, and KittyCatty has chosen Gary Barlow for us

cmcconnell

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood evenin!!
hi everyone DH is away in Birmingham with work so thought i'd pop in and say hi! ... what have i missed?????

princessmoneysaver

This one is FAB (IMO)

Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.











Employer's response:
Dear Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.


See you Monday.

VelvetGlove

OUCH! I am now officially in agony! I'm sitting in a hotel room at the desk on the desk chair, nothing too bad there you are probably thinking.... I wasn't wearing my trousers when I sat down but still had other clothes on & thought I'd sit for a bit then pop in for a shower before bed. Great idea until I just quickly stood up & must have left the skin from the back of my legs on the chair - it's still stinging now!

Youch! Going to see if the shower soothes it & may be back in around half an hour. And yes Al I think they are both the same person as the 'accent' is the same & both new users...

ikkle87

Aww Cathy whats matter with your eyes hun?

I think Alan and Hazel are indeed the same people lol

ikkle87

Oooh VG we have a leather sofa and that happens all time, yeouch!

VelvetGlove

ikkle - Thanks for letting me in the group - I wasn't in a group last time, do I need to do anything? (I'm nipping for a shower now but will read back when I'm drying )