The Compers Inn - Part 20

Mar.cresham

ktflosspot wrote: »

He actually got 4 awards for praise cards ( get em when u have been good) outstanding achievement (science) merit award (from head teacher) Star pupil) voted for by kids in his year)
Very lucky. He's a good lad with good friends. Can't ask for much more.
Apart from maybe keeping his room clean once in a while:rotfl:

God that is so good and would say the merit award ment even more to him seen it was classmates voting. Thats so good. You most be so happy.

Well done.

mad_gemma

that's wonderful ktf

why do some people REALLY not understand? ARGH! :mad::mad:

*deep breaths*

bella165

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"


His new bride said:


"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.."

bella165

Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!


The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"

"Yeah?" she replies.


"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"

ktflosspot

mad_gemma wrote: »

that's wonderful ktf

why do some people REALLY not understand? ARGH! :mad::mad:

*deep breaths*

What's up Gemma

bella165

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"
and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"


She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

bella165

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the
silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00am for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am”.
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to
discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see
why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00am. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

NoNameWoman

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

OH's work colleague is off work since Monday: he's been asked to stay away school were his kids go is being tested for Swine Flu NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I asked him not to use their mugs etc, it is a small office NOOOOOOO :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
SWINE FLU closing on me!!!

mad_gemma

ktflosspot wrote: »

What's up Gemma

someone's just been driving me up the wall recently and not sure how to deal with them.. think I might just ignore and realise it's not worth stressing over, but as I'm running on 5 hours sleep right now, it's making me cranky :mad::rotfl:

right, ignoring the cranky...
everyone got Fathers Day sorted? (For those who celebrate it - I only do as my Mum would get angry with me if I didn't - my dad doesn't actually care :rolleyes:)

blackmidnight

mad_gemma wrote: »

someone's just been driving me up the wall recently and not sure how to deal with them.. think I might just ignore and realise it's not worth stressing over, but as I'm running on 5 hours sleep right now, it's making me cranky :mad::rotfl:

right, ignoring the cranky...
everyone got Fathers Day sorted? (For those who celebrate it - I only do as my Mum would get angry with me if I didn't - my dad doesn't actually care :rolleyes:)

meh guess I should get a card - don't really want to but at the same time I'd feel bad if I didn't. I've made OH get his dad a present though :rolleyes: