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Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle! Bob's cunning plan mark 2
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want some of mine kc? i have left some slebbers on it though0
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:EasterBun:EasterBun:EasterBun
Ooh.................... Fanks.2023: the year I get to buy a car0 -
Step away from the Chocolate! Just put it on the floor where we can all see it and no-one will get hurt!!
I've avoided choc all week but nice person at the Esso where I get a cup of coffee in the night brought me in a piece of her own pumpkin pie. Perhaps she thinks I need building up:rotfl:....flippin' nice pie tho'.
...and Maps good, Satnavs BAD!
:D stay wonky :D
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Teases Pepe with a Mars Bar..snicker...ooh there's another one!Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
boredofbeingathome wrote: »Teases Pepe with a Mars Bar..snicker...ooh there's another one!
thats it, revel in your wit while you can!:D stay wonky :D
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More And Less To Ease All Some Extra Replies. Subliminal messaging to help your fetish for all things choccie you reveller you..:rotfl::rotfl:Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »More And Less To Ease All Some Extra Replies. Subliminal messaging to help your fetish for all things choccie you reveller you..:rotfl::rotfl:
Mental
Images
Never
Satisfy
To
Relieve
Even
Little
Something or other that has something to do with chocolate:rotfl:
new brain please:D stay wonky :D
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More
Apples
Raspberries
Satsumas
Blackberries
And
Rasins
A healthy one- a day keeps the doctor away and helps you work rest and play.:rotfl:Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »More
Apples
Raspberries
Satsumas
Blackberries
And
Rasins
A healthy one- a day keeps the doctor away and helps you work rest and play.:rotfl:
Cant
Have
Only
Carrots
Or
Leeks
All
The
Evening!:D stay wonky :D
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »I don't do Satnavs either..inbuilt distrust i suppose as Mr.B has one in his car and it always leads us down the wrong road ( could be the story of my life really)
They don't drive for you - when they say "turn right" you can just ignore them.
I navigate using roads/maps to the town, and then let mine take me to the door.Satnavs seem to have particular areas where they freak out - go silent or clam up, and its not just new roads. Very odd - but once you know, you can take account of it - [strike]*if* I ever[/strike] when I buy a car, I'm gonna have a satnav.....
It's normally places which reflect signals a lot - like a city centre. They rely on the assumption that signals go direct from them to your car - if that assumption is off, then they start to panic."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0
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