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**dancingbutterfly**

never-in-doubt wrote: »

LOL, so do you say hen/duck/chuck/chicken/love for a bird? lol

Talking of birds, tonight driving in a seagul smacked on windscreen - blood everywhere - eeeeew! Scratched the glass as well, i'm trying to locate family to sue for damage!

hahaha!

arr the poor little mite!

you know what the last thing to go through the seaguls head was dont you?........its bum!:rotfl:

never-in-doubt

**dancingbutterfly** wrote: »

hahaha!

arr the poor little mite!

you know what the last thing to go through the seaguls head was dont you?........its bum!:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thats as bad as the Lockerbie disaster one ' what was the last thing to go through the pilots head?' - the windscreen!

Parki_2

never-in-doubt wrote: »

LOL, so do you say hen/duck/chuck/chicken/love for a bird? lol

Talking of birds, tonight driving in a seagul smacked on windscreen - blood everywhere - eeeeew! Scratched the glass as well, i'm trying to locate family to sue for damage!

Nope I dont but my mate goes even more northern the further away we go. I always have to translate for him. He never admits to it though but he sounds completely different to normal.

A seagull! bet they can do some damage. Suppose its 1 less

bigbum_2

Bosie wrote: »

:DRight, I got an email off Studio to say they have had a run on this toaster that I ordered 3 weeks ago, so they have none in stock!
The relief to know at last

You still waiting for your toaster? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry Bosie, don't meant to laugh

bigbum_2

Parki wrote: »

Hey im northern! Whats wrong with us northerners! You southerners never get us ;p

Northerns are lovely. I wouldn't have a problem with being Northern. I'm not though (thank god), but i wouldn't have a problem with it if i were .

**dancingbutterfly**

Parki wrote: »

Nope I dont but my mate goes even more northern the further away we go. I always have to translate for him. He never admits to it though but he sounds completely different to normal.

A seagull! bet they can do some damage. Suppose its 1 less

i dunno i hit a peacock once! i was going down a quiet country lane at night then this bloody great bird just pranced out infront of me!:rotfl:

now that was messy!

never-in-doubt

**dancingbutterfly** wrote: »

i dunno i hit a peacock once! i was going down a quiet country lane at night then this bloody great bird just pranced out infront of me!:rotfl:

now that was messy!

w.t.f? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bigbum_2

never-in-doubt wrote: »

LOL, so do you say hen/duck/chuck/chicken/love for a bird? lol

Talking of birds, tonight driving in a seagul smacked on windscreen - blood everywhere - eeeeew! Scratched the glass as well, i'm trying to locate family to sue for damage!

Ooh, nasty.

NID, i'm not letting this go :rotfl:. What did you mean by 'roof tops and gardens?'

bigbum_2

**dancingbutterfly** wrote: »

i dunno i hit a peacock once! i was going down a quiet country lane at night then this bloody great bird just pranced out infront of me!:rotfl:

now that was messy!

Aww, you peacock killer! :rotfl:

Did you collect it as road-kill? That's what Northerners do right?

**dancingbutterfly**

never-in-doubt wrote: »

w.t.f? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

seriously! im not joking!

i was in a car with an ex a few yars ago and we nearly hit a deer!:eek:

now i think that would have killed me for sure!