MSE Pregnancy Club XI

Sami_Bee

tarajayne wrote: »

I got a chelsea bun from the post office when I went in for the paper (3xthe sun for the shopping voucher). Just sat and ate it with a glass of cranberry juice, mmmmmm!

I'm afraid my conscious won't let me buy a copy of 'the scum' not even if they were giving away a million pounds!
Damn scouse mother! :cool:


Always - :jYEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!

SM - the reason MWs are weary of dogs.. taken from My friends unexpected HB story

Lottie was born - flop onto a couple of cushions that I had been kneeling on! Well it was like a comedy sketch - one paramdic was a trainee and eventually decided to check his watch, the woman was flapping about trying to get Lottie warm who had come out still inside her sack! The dog was having a good sniff at this thing on the floor - i ws trying to stand up,

searching_me

honestly you dont know what a camel toe is :rotfl: ...
well you know when you pull you jeans or leggings up to high it makes your bits look like a camel toe with the way the fabric gets stuck :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: x

searching_me

oooooo sami :rotfl: she said some midwives are just scared of them x

money_maker_3

searching_me wrote: »

honestly you dont know what a camel toe is :rotfl: ...
well you know when you pull you jeans or leggings up to high it makes your bits look like a camel toe with the way the fabric gets stuck :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: x

OK, I have never heard that before in my life !!!!
So to you for laughing at me !!!
:rotfl:

faye6174

Erm Camel toe is when a lady has tight trousers and you can see 'three lines' through it and it looks like a camels toe!!


Edit: SM you made a better description thatn me!!

Sami_Bee

money_maker wrote: »

I'm confused
What other camel toes are there ??????

I can't believe u two don't know! :rotfl:
*off to get a pic*

here we are http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe

searching_me

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: OH is laughing now coz he thought everyone knew what a camel toe is :rotfl: x

tarajayne

Sami_Bee wrote: »

I'm afraid my conscious won't let me buy a copy of 'the scum' not even if they were giving away a million pounds!
Damn scouse mother! :cool:

I've been a bit wasteful, bought for me and my friend, cut the voucher out then binned it, hardly enviromentally friendly.

candice56

Afternoon girls,

No signs from me I'm afraid, Happy Due Date Greent :j well thats four of us so bound to have some new birth stories soon.

I have a laptop but have had to start having it on cushion next to me cos it's digging in to bump plus bottom of my belly seems to have small rash now which is very itchy!!

Mrs M i'm sooo sorry to hear your dd's report and can't really advise but good luck with it and I hope you're home soon but take it easy no getting worked up once you're there!

MM gonna have to let the other girls put you in the picture on camel toes, but if you don't know then you've probably not had one, thats a good thing btw!! :rotfl::rotfl:

ETA they got to it quickly, lol!!

Sami_Bee

searching_me wrote: »

oooooo sami :rotfl: she said some midwives are just scared of them x

aah how can you be scared of dogs
and people say I'm weird for not liking horses!:D