Norwich Union turning a drama into a crisis

dacouch

Beccus ask him to in Norwich Union speak (Soon to be Aviva and everything will carry on but with a different name) "Extract a digit" which in normal peoples language is pull his finger out...

dacouch

Definition of irony #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_GBYvF96zk

Is this how they are making you feel Callas?

dacouch

Definition of irony #3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATVFA-lh-Dc (Fast forward to 1 min 30 seconds....how apt)

dacouch

Here is an advert directed by our very own Pedro... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSOPIYdWitQ

dacouch

When dealing with important complaints like Callas claim Nick Eagle should do what this song says and try a little tenderness. He should NOT be doing what the chorus says which is "Tease her and leave her"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-tH4yaR_MQ

dacouch

The completion date for this is 2010, I do hope for Aviva (soon to be previously Norwich Union and having problems with an IT system that cannot handle the change of name) that they have not sent Asprea to do the work (Or Nick Eagle to read any of the paperwork)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0rmW0ynAo8

dacouch

Get Nick Eagle to watch this advert, ask him to order some post it notes to remind him to read the letter of complaint before emailing the customer to ask what the problem is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B8ZYkbNk5Q

dacouch

The first 50 seconds of this clip are the advert Norwich Union (Soon to have a name similar to a bus company) should have put out as its much funnier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHZXbPQYOTo

dacouch

If only the Russians had not used Aspreaski to build the wall it would have lasted longer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxH06HrQxoE

dacouch

Talk is cheap... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nMm9ZZtkSQ (beccus boss)