The Mystery Shopping thread - VIII

Timmne

Nads'll be wearing a yellow carnation - although only a yellow carnation

ukmonkey

nads wrote: »

I kid you not, I can't take my belt off, curses monkeyboy!

Eh? confuzzled...

nads

ukmonkey wrote: »

Eh? confuzzled...

Because I can't take my belt off (still can't ) I'm gonna have to hold it in ! CONSTIPATION!!!!!!!!!!!! MUMMY!

ukmonkey

You know another thing that annoys me, aside from people posting non-alerts on the alert thread, people telling tales on fellow MSers, parent & child parking bays, Daily Mail readers, and others?

This:

Timmne - PM'd you.
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ARGH!!!

They get an email when you PM them !!!!!!, and it pops up and tells them when they view the forum.

Btw, PM'ed you Timmne.

nads

Timmne wrote: »

Nads'll be wearing a yellow carnation - although only a yellow carnation

:drool:
.............

ukmonkey

nads wrote: »

Because I can't take my belt off (still can't ) I'm gonna have to hold it in ! CONSTIPATION!!!!!!!!!!!! MUMMY!

Aaah. Sorry. That'll be a *whoosh* then!

bankypanky

nads wrote: »

Don't even mention their name please. If you want to join, meet at the old man with one bird in the hand playing games between the hours of 06:17 and 06:19 on the second Wednesday of the fourth lunar moon of the Chinese new year.

I don't know what you're talking about, that quote above is not from me, I've been fitted up, guvnor! Done up like a kipper, etc, etc. It's like the MPs expenses row all over again....:eek:
As for that old man with the bird - I'd stay well clear - he's not playing games, he's auditing the casino.... no, I mean, casino audit, what casino audit? I don't know nuffing about it.....

xxvickixx

Monkey, sorry you're having a bad week, share your top tips to getting the salesmen to drop their prices with me and maybe Karma will treat you well next week.

I even took extra time making myself look pretty today and they were still mean!

Chas

nads wrote: »

Don't even mention their name please. If you want to join, meet at the old man with one bird in the hand playing games between the hours of 06:17 and 06:19 on the second Wednesday of the fourth lunar moon of the Chinese new year.

And then you will be shot as you will know far too much. :rotfl:

mharzuk

Timmne wrote: »

mharzuk you need to go and sit in a quiet room while you finish your snack - this thread is clearly not safe for you to be watching with snacks about; it could be costly!

*off to get a beer as I attempt to get some shnitty accounting work done*

Very funny, it's much more quiet here now the medication has kicked in. I'm keeping busy trying to get the popcorn/ red wine mixture out of the folds in the padding on the walls..... why did they have to put 1,326 buttons on the walls, at least the unicorn is helping :cool: