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  • sallyx
    sallyx Posts: 15,815 Forumite
    sex....whats that!
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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    edited 3 May 2009 at 7:44PM
    ZTD wrote: »
    You managed to hide a bathroom? Impressive...

    Yes, for I am David Blane in disguise... :D :rotfl:


    No, I had just been seeing someone for a short while and lets just say (to be kind) that the chemistry wasn't there. So to avoid more [STRIKE]completely inept and deadly boring sex[/STRIKE] chemistry-free 'relations', I hid in the bathroom until the gentleman concerned fell asleep and then sneaked quietly downstairs and hid there all night!

    I am a very bad person, I know! :cool:

    Edit - lol, I hadn't seen your David Blaine post when I typed mine Bun!
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    You and me both, I can't believe I admitted to my score card if you see what I mean! :o:o:o

    I really do need to find a nunnery I mean I am poor, celibate, what else do I have to do ?

    You need to like other women. Very much so, since you spend so much time with them...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Yes, for I am David Blane in disguise... :D :rotfl:


    No, I had just been seeing someone for a short while and lets just say (to be kind) that the chemistry wasn't there. So to avoid more [STRIKE]completely inept and deadly boring sex[/STRIKE] chemistry-free 'relations', I hid in the bathroom until the gentleman concerned fell asleep and then sneaked quietly downstairs and hid there all night!

    I am a very bad person, I know! :cool:
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snags is the David Blaine of Leeds dontcha know?

    Hiding the sausage doesn't count...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    sallyx wrote: »
    she is nearly 4 z...but im trying so hard to get her to be more active and not sit around watching telly all day like her father :eek::rolleyes:

    Tennis...football...etc. A bit more "rounded body" than just running.

    Variety is the spice of life - how good are you at climbing trees? ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Hiding the sausage doesn't count...

    It doesn't???????? :eek:


    All those wasted training sessions......I only wanted to be a weird magician guy. :mad:


    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    sallyx wrote: »
    sex....whats that!

    It's where you lie on your back and avoid thinking too much about what's above you - like changing the oil on the car...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Gemmzie
    Gemmzie Posts: 14,876 Forumite
    :rotfl: I love that story Snags
    No longer using this account for new posts from 2013
  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    sallyx wrote: »
    sex....whats that!


    Lol!

    I know, but that would be telling ;)
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
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