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searching_me

although to be fair im usually the one who falls asleep first but then again OH has sleep problems and can go 50 hours without sleep ... despite my best efforts :rotfl: x

mountainlioness

lol... and when foreplay is 'how's about it then?'

Sami_Bee

searching_me wrote: »

no they expect trouser kisses then :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:x

Don't say that!! I'm rather tight with the trouser kisses OH gets one or two a year ...
Bad wife Sami :rotfl:


We still do it at all times of the months tho - Its usually when I want it most and when my IUS is in I don't really have any AF

Sami_Bee

mountainlioness wrote: »

Just bought it!

BTW seeing as you other ladies have already brought the tone down, thought I'd share an article I read a while back - it was about a new approach to birthing (apparently can make it orgasmic)... anyway... sperm have a natural relaxant in that helps... and it's 10x more effective taken orally

DH liked the idea of being able to 'help out' (so selfless!) until I pointed out the risk of having his manhood anywhere near me, let alone gritted teeth, during labour

ahh yes we saw a segment of a US TV show on it - we mostly found it grossed us out! :rotfl: it was like a mixture of !!!!!! and birthing videos _pale_

searching_me

Sami_Bee wrote: »

Don't say that!! I'm rather tight with the trouser kisses OH gets one or two a year ...
Bad wife Sami :rotfl:


We still do it at all times of the months tho - Its usually when I want it most and when my IUS is in I don't really have any AF

if i limited it OH would go crazy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:plus i want my share so you gotta give to recieve :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: x

money_maker_3

If I limited them, I wouldnt be married !!!

searching_me

money_maker wrote: »

If I limited them, I wouldnt be married !!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: OH just backed that one up ... he says why hide the talents :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:x

Sami_Bee

searching_me wrote: »

if i limited it OH would go crazy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:plus i want my share so you gotta give to recieve :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: x

ooh I get far more than my fair share I'm rather selfish
Poor hubby wants to get down there but can't - I don't want to pass on thrush to him - we can't even have a smooch coz I can't shift it from my mouth either :mad:
a huggle and a peck on the lips is sooo not enough!

mountainlioness

sami - am jealous that your OH wants to get down there ... only complaint on mine in that dept is him not liking to reciprocate

money_maker_3

You know of everything that we talk about on here, sami, that was the first ever TMI !!!!!!