Daily Chat - Wednesday 29th April

Burlesque_Babe

this is for Len - he's always wondering how to keep women happy

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a healer
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a student
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ZTD

3. And beer

sammy115

bookseller1980 wrote: »

SIL to be has painted the kitchen coving today. He is working around the place finishing what I am too incompetent to complete.

Pension thing has baffled me. I think I may have achieved max pension 8 years ago. :eek: Can't work out the benefits of paying more.
I am so stooopid at times.

Not stupid, just hard working....

Not incompetent, just busy......

Don't be so hard on yerself.....:p

sallyx

BB thats funny and SO true!

Snaggles

Lenny, as a slightly frazzled, fairly new single Mum, I will tell you that the key to it is routine, routine, routine.

It's dull, but it's the only way.

Snaggles

Oh god, I am feeling feelings of much lustfulness towards the guy off Waterloo Road!

It has been too long.... :rotfl:

bookseller1980

sammy115 wrote: »

Not stupid, just hard working....

Not incompetent, just busy......

Don't be so hard on yerself.....:p

Thanks.
Woke up tired and still am. In bed now.

My washing goes on the line in any old order if at all. This morning's is still int the washer. (still on page 2)

sallyx

I think Im going to head to bed and watch the apprentice and take laptop with me. DH is out and I am knackered

postingalwaysposting

Maz, I learnt to sew when I was young from mum and then I took classes in school too. I used to make clothes/bags but now I tend to stick with more 'arty' stuff. However I seem to always have people asking for curtains I have never looked at the price of curtains so maybe they are quite expensive

spud30

I'm off to bed to get warm

Speak to you all soon xxx