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The Compers Inn - Part 17
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Anyone having probs with readers digest comp today? xxFriends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.0
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((hugs)) gemma & fe
morning to everyone else
comping this morning then off to school ths afternoon with my friend to teach the year 3/4 classes to knit.
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Hi Katie,
Thought it was just me not able to access the RD comp - will just persevere then.Thank you all who post.0 -
Cathy, I hope my internet connection is gonna last long enough for me to let you know my package has arrived
. Thanks for sharing your good fortune :A
Haven't read back so hope all's well. I don't usually go out but am gonna venture to a supermarket as this computer is annoying the life out of me so a foray into the real world seems attractive for a change. A bit of sunshine and fresh air will do me good.But there are dreams that cannot be,and there are storms we cannot weather!0 -
morning guys xxxYou never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
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FE and Gemma - sending hugs your way.
Stressed - hope you get the internet working properly later.
Either our postman is really late or I have no post :eek: Not even a circular!Keep thinking positively
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Morning all,
Just to say hi and hope you are all lucky today x
KKK enjoy your lunch/time out hun, I hope the weather is as good your end as it is here: very bright and warm :T but I can't enjoy it! My supervisor emailed me to say he will need 6 weeks to read my dissertation :eek::eek: So my writing up period is already two months shorter :eek: which means incredible pressure!!! I am going to sit here in my corner and type away!!!!!!
Then the thought of working thousands of miles away from him when I finish!!!!!!!!!aargh why does everything seem so hard ...So Gemma, I relate!
Positive thoughts for now...have to take it one day at a time ..
Loads of luck to all of you xx
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Still waiting for posty here, also waiting for our new strimmer to arrive so DH can finally do the garden. Watch it be nice all weekend when we're helping my Dad pack ready for his house move in the next few weeks.2023 wins - Rice Krispies, Avene Micellar Gel, Barbie Toy, £20 Apple Gift Card, KFC 6 piece bargain bucket, Chloe Nomade perfume, Barbie Toy (second one), Sanctuary Spa Sleep Balm, E45 Moisturising Lotion, Trolls Hamper, 12 Tonie Characters, Sure deodorant, Good Home Utensil holder, £5 Costa Gift Card, Neutrogena Micellar Jelly, Soap & Glory Mascara, Persil capsules,0
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Had this joke sent to me
Weight Loss Plan
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
2023 wins - Rice Krispies, Avene Micellar Gel, Barbie Toy, £20 Apple Gift Card, KFC 6 piece bargain bucket, Chloe Nomade perfume, Barbie Toy (second one), Sanctuary Spa Sleep Balm, E45 Moisturising Lotion, Trolls Hamper, 12 Tonie Characters, Sure deodorant, Good Home Utensil holder, £5 Costa Gift Card, Neutrogena Micellar Jelly, Soap & Glory Mascara, Persil capsules,0
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